A fifth ‘Resident Evil’ movie is on the way, with the Umbrella Corporation somehow still unable to kill Alice even though she stands completely still and perfectly upright in every gun fight.
I just wish they had included a few more “this is my world” examples at the beginning though. 4 wasn’t really enough, I’m gonna need at least 6 to understand the point they were trying to make.
You would be completely justified if you only hated Paul W. S. Anderson for directing idiotic movies that are completely unwatchable. Or for the fact that he got to marry Milla Jovovich based on the fact that he directs these shitty movies. But when you add in the womanly way he’s sitting in these pictures of him and Milla yesterday in Mexico, you could probably walk up and punch him right in the face. I doubt it’s even illegal.
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Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn’t wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won’t wreck her career.
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I’ve always thought Milla Jovovich was insanely gorgeous, and anyone who sees these pictures from the Fall issue of ‘Purple’ magazine will undoubtedly agree. I’ll never understand how a hack like Paul Anderson tricked her into marriage. I guess his plan for hitting on her was cooler than mine, which was to ask her out and when she said no, stand there and nod and act like it was no big deal until my bottom lip started to quiver and then curl up on the floor and whimper.
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SHIA LEBEOUF IS UNDER ARREST - "Transformers" star Shia LaBeouf was arrested early Sunday morning after he refused to leave a Chicago Walgreens at 2:30 AM. LaBeouf appeared to be intoxicated and was asked repeatedly to leave by security. He refused and so police were called. Hopefully his movie star teachers were called too. Walgreens? Booorrring. What happened to giving an underage Russian model too much coke and then burying her in the desert because she couldn't handle her shit. Jesus, why did this dude even become an actor?
MILLA JOVOVICH IS A MOM - actress Milla Jovovich gave birth to a baby girl this weekend, and then named it Ever Gabo Anderson for some inexplicable reason. It's not as bad as Shannyn Sossamons kid Audio Science Clayton or Nic Cages kid Kal-el (Supermans real name) or Penn Jilletes kid Moxie CrimeFighter, but it's not because Milla didn't try. On the first day of school, her name might as well be Pull My Shorts Down And Push Me In The Mud Anderson.
BRITNEY IS A GOOD DRIVER - what are the odds that there's a kid with braces on his legs stuck under Britneys car right now, while she's inside tanning. 50 percent? 80? I'll go 60. Ooooh, here she comes, let's watch and see!
