Good Looking People Seem Happy

By Lex May 09, 2013 @ 3:47 PM

Mila Jovovich In June Issue Of Vogue Turkey
It’s easy to be happy when you’re good looking. It’s not just that you get everything you want pretty much by having to work much less hard than everybody else, but you also get things like self-esteem and confidence and sex with other good looking people. Often, you also get lots of money, at least much more than your less attractive peers. You’d think in a modern digital age with everybody hiding behind monitors that looks would become less important. But you’d be wrong. Good looking people are still doing better than you. Unless you yourself happen to be really good looking too. Then fuck you. Go marry somebody else who’s good looking and make good looking offspring that the rest of us can see naked at eighteen.

Here’s Milla Jovovich in Vogue Turkey. She probably got a first class ticket to go shoot this. Good looking people will never know the particular stench of the economy cabin lavatory four hours into a flight.

Photo Credit: Vogue Turkey

Milla Jovovich knows how to make a good commercial (update!)

By brendon May 10, 2012 @ 4:03 PM


I’m literally stunned to find out that Avon still exists, so if putting Milla Jovovich in a thong and then having her skirt twirl up wile filming an Avon commercial in New York today was intentional, than it was a terrific idea.

If it was not intentional, then it’s still a terrific idea, but I’m the one who should get credit for it because I’m the one who just said it.

UPDATE AND CORRECTION – now with more pictures, and the source says these were possibly for a Nine West commercial and not Avon. Adjust your erection accordingly, I guess.

(image source = fame/flynet)

‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ has a trailer

By brendon January 19, 2012 @ 4:55 PM

A fifth ‘Resident Evil’ movie is on the way, with the Umbrella Corporation somehow still unable to kill Alice even though she stands completely still and perfectly upright in every gun fight.

I just wish they had included a few more “this is my world” examples at the beginning though. 4 wasn’t really enough, I’m gonna need at least 6 to understand the point they were trying to make.

Milla Jovovich is in a bikini

By brendon August 23, 2011 @ 12:54 PM


You would be completely justified if you only hated Paul W. S. Anderson for directing idiotic movies that are completely unwatchable. Or for the fact that he got to marry Milla Jovovich based on the fact that he directs these shitty movies. But when you add in the womanly way he’s sitting in these pictures of him and Milla yesterday in Mexico, you could probably walk up and punch him right in the face. I doubt it’s even illegal.

(image source = splash)

Milla Jovovich had a slip

By brendon March 30, 2011 @ 4:26 PM


Milla Jovovich went to Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday at Royal Albert Hall in London earlier today, and she didn’t wear a bra and the dress she wore sat pretty low. So at one point you could see her nipple. Hopefully this scandal won’t wreck her career.

(image source = getty and flynet)

Milla is completely awesome, naked

By brendon September 08, 2009 @ 6:11 PM


I’ve always thought Milla Jovovich was insanely gorgeous, and anyone who sees these pictures from the Fall issue of ‘Purple’ magazine will undoubtedly agree. I’ll never understand how a hack like Paul Anderson tricked her into marriage. I guess his plan for hitting on her was cooler than mine, which was to ask her out and when she said no, stand there and nod and act like it was no big deal until my bottom lip started to quiver and then curl up on the floor and whimper.

(all the pix on the other side for obvious naked reasons)

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