Mindy McCready killed her dog then committed suicide

By brendon February 18, 2013 @ 10:54 AM


Any sympathy I was going to fake for 37-year-old country singer Mindy McCready, who died yesterday in Heber Springs, Arkansas, after “what appears to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head” went right out the window with this Daily News headline…

Troubled country music star Mindy McCready, 37, kills her dog and then commits suicide

Why would you kill your dog, you awful bitch? Knowing she did that makes me glad she’s dead. She needed help and never got it. Binge drinking every day ruins your life (source: I’m from Earth, where every single person knows this). They shouldn’t even bury her. They should just boil her then bring a box of her fat bones to a shelter.

update: adding self-serving happy dog pictures to distract from this cunt, including a dog with “I Heart U” in his fur, a dog that plays with a polar bear (really, it’s fine), and a lion dog.

Mindy McCready was put in a psyche ward today

By brendon February 07, 2013 @ 1:46 PM


A judge has ordered Mindy McCready locked up for “mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluation”, and, wait, holy fuck, Mindy McCready HASN’T been locked up all this time for mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluations? Ohh, gee, gosh, I wonder what the results will be?

After her two children were removed from her care by family services today, a judge ordered that the country singer be committed to a to a treatment facility for a mental-health and alcohol-abuse evaluation, a judged locked her “>E! News (says).
“Family members sought to have Mindy committed to a mental-health facility and there was an emergency hearing today,” says a source. “They just got out of court a little while ago and the judge committed her for up to 21 days.”

Wouldn’t it be bad ass if we really had those islands in the middle of nowhere with volcanoes and monsters and we could send people like this and Lindsay Lohan there and watch them run around. I don’t know what all the really rich people are doing with all their money but they suck at it.

mindy mccready has a sex tape

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 4:33 PM


Mindy McCready has had a gold record, a platinum record, and 12 singles in the Billboard top 100, including two top 10s and a number 1. But that all ended in 2002. Since then she’s only made the news for drinking an impossible amount of alcohol and revealing an affair with Roger Clemmons that began when she was 15 (he was 28). If all this sounds like the kind of girl who would make a sex tape, you guessed right. Fox says…

Vivid Entertainment, the company that released Kardashian’s video, is releasing a sex tape starring controversial country crooner Mindy McCready and a former boyfriend named “Peter.”
A source close to the situation said that McCready and her ex engage in explicit sex in the XXX video. But that’s not all.
(She also talks about)her alleged affair with married pitcher Roger Clemens. In fact the video is interspersed with graphic details of several raunchy romps with a slew of stars.
“Baseball Mistress” will go on sale on Vivid.com on April 19.

McCready hasn’t had anything to say about this yet. She was probably too busy running off to sleep with someones husband.


By brendon April 28, 2008 @ 6:51 AM

Mindy McCready used to be a famous country singer, but over the past ten years she's been more famous for getting arrested again and again and again and again.  And again.  And again.  For everything from forging prescriptions for OxyContin to identify theft to DUI to kidnapping.  Add to this various suicide attempts and overdosing on drugs, and it's easy to see why she's country music's sweetheart.  But wait there's more.  Today the New York Daily News says she began a ten-year affair with baseball player Roger Clemens – arguably the greatest pitcher of all time – when he was 28 and she was 15.  The News says…

…the romance began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.
Contacted by the Daily News Sunday through his lawyer Rusty Hardin, Clemens confirmed a long-term relationship but denied that it was of a sexual nature.
"He flatly denies having had any kind of an inappropriate relationship with her," Hardin said. "He's considered her a close family friend. … He has never had a sexual relationship with her."
Sources say that when McCready, now 32, and Clemens were together, there was barely any friction between them. The two were known to take lavish trips to Las Vegas and New York. One time, McCready attended a Yankees game at the Stadium and jokingly donned a catcher's mask near the home dugout. During another Big Apple excursion, the two holed up in the trendy SoHo Grand and later partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan. There were personal love missives to Clemens hidden in McCready's album liner notes.

If Clemens really was 28 and nailing a 15-year-old, that's despicable and he should do 100 years in jail.  Then hopefully the jails will be full and I can nail someone crazy hillbilly teen ass too.