Minka Kelly was out in Beverly Hills yesterday, and when you’re as pretty as she is the universe perfectly lights you and gently blows your hair so you look like a shampoo commercial all the time. And when you see her in real life, it’s in slow motion, everything around her is replaced by glittering stars, and ‘Dream Weaver’ plays.
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Some Hollywood stars (Katherine Heigl) who are considered hot actually look like (Katherine Heigl) hell in day to day real life (Hi Katherine Heigl!). But then there are timeless beauties like me and Minka Kelly, who arrived in Washington DC today without a stitch of make up and still looked gorgeous. I hope when we meet for the first time it’s somewhere quiet, because she’s probably gonna wanna start doing it right away.
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Look, I get that every movie and TV show, especially ones with action, are filled with stuff that’s impossible, with things that people can’t do, but there’s a point when you cross a line from “this is bad ass” to “that’s just fucking stupid”. Like the movie ‘Hanna’, where not a single god damn thing makes any sense whatsoever. In the first 10 minutes an 80 pound little girl beats up two Marine RECON-types with her bare-hands. Really, movie? You expect me to believe that? I get what you’re trying to establish but fuck off, I’m not just gonna ignore all logic because you’re too lazy to write something believable. Oh and the bad guy is so good he went from Germany to Morroco and found her hotel, without any leads whatsoever except that she was in Morroco, in about 12 hours? Really? How? How did he do that? Go fuck yourself and you half-assed writing, ‘Hanna’.
Anyway, Minka Kelly filmed some scenes for ABC’s new version of ‘Charlie’s Angels’ in Miami yesterday, and here we see her shooting a gun from a galloping horse. Unless the bad guy was escaping in a Space Shuttle, it seems hard to believe she hit what she was aiming at.
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When it comes to deciding which summer awards show you might enjoy more, Spikes Guys Choice or MTV Movie, you have to consider that one has girls like Victorias Secret model Erin Heatherton and Minka Kelly actually making an effort to look hot, while the other has husky girls shrieking at pretend vampires. So just keep that in mind and then follow your heart.
EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there’s not a lyric about his semen being “face bound”, now would be the time to add it. (the sun)
ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at CAA. I bet this guy wishes he’d heard that “face bound” lyric from the Eminem song. Would have saved him a lot of trouble. (people)
ROSIE O’DONNELL - is single, after breaking up with the girl she’s dated for over a year. Surprisingly that was actually a real person, and not a sandwich maker that plugs into her car lighter. (page six)
MINKA KELLY - hit the gym today to start training for her role in ABC’s new version of Charlies Angels, an idea so dumb it shouldn’t have even been a Playboy cartoon, much less two movies and TV shows. (inf daily)
COURTENEY COX - is single, and has been for a few months. She split from David Arquette after 11 years of marriage because of pictures showing him hanging out with another woman. Hopefully it will be Angelina Jolie, just to watch Jennifer Aniston go all apeshit. (tmz)
MINKA KELLY - is the daughter of a single mom. Who was a stripper. While she raised Minka. If this chick doesn’t do anal, it will shatter everything I think I know about where whores come from. (star)
SPIDERMAN - will have Rhys Ifans as the villain in the reboot starring Andrew Garfield and directed by Marc Webb, though it’s not known what villain he will play. Not that anyone cares. Is this really Spiderman? RV shows have bigger stars than this piece of shit. (hollywood reporter)
SHAYNE LAMAS - is insensitive. She and her awesome tits walked the runway in a breast cancer fashion show in a bikini. They might as well have had her walk to that song, “I Know What Boys Like” for christs sake. (splash)
