By brendon July 23, 2012 @ 11:15 AM
It seems like every celebrity sex tape always has at least one major problem. Either it’s a celebrity you never actually wanted to see have sex, or the footage shakes around like they’re being chased by the Cloverfield monster, or there’s some weird filter as if I’m hunting the girl in the dark like Predator.
Minka Kelly is prepared to take care of all of that.
Minka Kelly is the latest in a long line of actresses to star in a sex tape that is now being peddled to the highest bidder
The tape is shot in a semi-professional manner. The camera is secured by a tripod and hooked up to a TV monitor, so both Minka and the BF can watch the action they create. Minka is very aware of the camera.
The only issue is that the tape might have been made when she was still 17. And by “only issue” I mean as far as it being released. I’m fine with her being 17, because Minka and I have much more progressive views about sexuality, like they do in Europe.
By brendon April 26, 2012 @ 12:05 PM
Minka Kelly was in Washington DC yesterday, and just in case her dress wasn’t cut low enough for you to see her tits, she was nice enough to walk right at the camera.
Should I buy her some flowers now or something, because I feel like we’re pretty much boyfriend and girlfriend after this.
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By author March 13, 2012 @ 1:15 PM
Now that I found a way to legitimize gazing into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants, go ahead and gaze into Minka Kelly’s ass in yoga pants. Brendon would have wanted it this way.
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By brendon March 01, 2012 @ 8:33 PM
The NY Daily News says that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderamma were seemingly together Saturday night at Beachers Madhouse in Hollywood, with a friend of his adding that the two are “getting to know each other”. Which doesn’t even sound ridiculous now that Elisabetta Canalis and Steve-O are dating. Also Kate Upton is dating Michael Cera now, and Megan Fox is fucking Luis Guzman on the side. Probably.
By brendon February 02, 2012 @ 1:04 PM
Minka Kelly was out in Beverly Hills yesterday, and when you’re as pretty as she is the universe perfectly lights you and gently blows your hair so you look like a shampoo commercial all the time. And when you see her in real life, it’s in slow motion, everything around her is replaced by glittering stars, and ‘Dream Weaver’ plays.
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By brendon December 13, 2011 @ 1:33 PM
Some Hollywood stars (Katherine Heigl) who are considered hot actually look like (Katherine Heigl) hell in day to day real life (Hi Katherine Heigl!). But then there are timeless beauties like me and Minka Kelly, who arrived in Washington DC today without a stitch of make up and still looked gorgeous. I hope when we meet for the first time it’s somewhere quiet, because she’s probably gonna wanna start doing it right away.
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