Miranda Kerr Is Pretty Great At Yoga

By Travis October 15, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Now that she has a lot of free time since her split with Victoria’s Secret, Miranda Kerr’s mornings are wide open for yoga, which I’m sure is very important to her Buddhist beliefs. It’s also pretty important to my beliefs, which are simply staring at women in tight yoga pants and tops while trying to use my brain power to make the clothes completely vanish. Sure, it sounds like a juvenile and misogynistic waste of time, but with the government still shut down, I can’t continue practicing my other belief of calling every politician a vapid, worthless shit stain. So thanks, Miranda, for giving me something to work toward each day.

Photo Credit: Miranda Kerr’s Instagram

Miranda Kerr Wears A Very Low Cut Dress To Paris’ Fashion Week

By Lex September 30, 2013 @ 11:02 AM

Miranda Kerr Wears A Low Cut Dress To Stella McCartney's Show During Paris' Fashion Week

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It Won’t Be Long Now Until Miranda Kerr Is Single

By Lex September 20, 2013 @ 1:21 PM

Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Cleavage At The After Party For The Opening Of 'Romeo And Juliet' In New York

I guess Orlando Bloom was a thing for the ladies when he was swashbuckling in Pirates, now he’s doing Romeo and Juliet on Broadway and putting around town with his motorcycle helmet pretending that his hot wife is not soon to be banging another man. I might be reading too much into this, but this marriage is about three years into a five year max shelf life. Miranda Kerr will be just fine. Orlando Bloom will be doing puppet theater in the park by 2017. The hot woman with the nice tits will win. They always do.

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Miranda Kerr Flashes Her Bare Boobs On The Red Carpet

By Lex September 09, 2013 @ 6:33 PM

Miranda Kerr Flashes Her Boobs At The Premiere Of "Mademoiselle C" In New York
I don’t know why more women don’t show off their bare boobs. What’s the worst that could happen? You hear a few catty comments from other women. Maybe the church defrocks you. But, you get so much in return. A virtual queen of your dominion. You know how often men turn down even the most demanding request of a topless woman? Between never and basically never. Go for it, ladies. Ditch the bras, flash the tits, and watch a world of opportunities open up. If you’re not sure whether you have the knockers to pull this off, send me a picture. I’ll get back to all the ‘yeses’.

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Miranda Kerr Looks Different In V Magazine

By Lex August 28, 2013 @ 2:01 PM

Miranda Kerr In The 2013 September Issue Of V Magazine
I’m not sure why the blond farm girl is carrying store bought eggs through the field, but if you start questioning that, you’ve got to start wondering why she’s wearing lingerie in the field or topless in the barn. Then you’ve just gone and ruined one perfectly good masturbation fantasy.

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Miranda Kerr In Vogue UK

By Lex August 02, 2013 @ 12:41 PM

Miranda Kerr Shows Off Cleavage While Modeling Coats In September 2013 Vogue UK

Photo Credit: Vogue UK