Miranda Kerr did a shoot for Victoria's Secret in St Barts this weekend, and girls who aren’t Victoria's Secret supermodels should take comfort in the fact that even Miranda Kerr has cellulite. Fat bitch. Or maybe that’s just a weird angle and trick of the light highlighted by her ridiculously small bikini. On a related note, would it be offensive or flattering if your gynecologist got an erection. Miranda, any thoughts? How have you dealt with it?
These are nothing but behind-the-scenes pictures of a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot, but today is boring because everything is wrapped up in election. In the banner pic we see Miranda Kerr getting made up while Truman Capote makes some last second changes and my high school drama teacher tries to pull Mirandas underwear up to her chest. It's certain to be the steamiest shoot ever, at least among shoots where girls stand in front of a blank white wall. The competition in this category includes mugshots and ransom note pictures.
Australian Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr and her boyfriend Orlando Bloom hung out topless and naked around the pool yesterday at the Awesome Life Hotel in FanatsyLand, Heaven. And good for them. Those two kids deserve a break in life.
(picture source - bauer griffin)
