If you ever wanted to know EXACTLY what Mishca Bartons boobs look like, today is your lucky day, thanks to this nipslip as Mischa stepped from a limo for an evening at The Berkeley Hotel in England last night.  Although I'm not sure at what point the term "nipslip" stops applying.  Her shirt is barely even on and she's walking straight at me and smiling, like she's my secret lover.  Is she trying to get to a club or seduce me?  I'm not gonna lie to you, I've been seduced before (*), and this is pretty much what it looked like.

* this blog makes no guarantees for the veracity of some claims



Mischa Barton is high on life.  Wait, no, not "life".  "Drugs".

I haven’t always been a sexy internet celebrity.  I got my start as a calendar hunk dressed as a sexy fireman or a sexy doctor.  And one time as a sexy Indian chief.  Later I won a Nobel prize for my smile and starred on Days as tennis pro Matt Phoenix, so I know a thing or two about what’s hot.  And Mischa Bartons legs are fuckin hot.  Wait, no … not "hot".  Disgusting.  Which reminds me, sorry about the late posting today.  Thanks to a weak gag reflex it took me two hours to even edit these pictures.  I have a poster with a monkey in a boat and it says "Gone Fishin!".  And the monkey has a little hat with fishing lures on it and a little vest and a fishing pole.  And its hotter than Mischa Barton.   

Mischa Barton is worried that her new movie, a period piece set in the 14th century called "Guilty Pleasures", wont find an audience in the united States because its too hot and sexy.  She says:

"There's no nudity for me - although there is for others. I don't know how it'll go down in some areas of America, which can tend to be quite conservative about sex scenes in films. I just found it passionate and full of life.

Mischa Barton is obviously really smart and she's 100 percent right.  It's virtually impossible to find sex on film in the United States.  Other than the eleventy zillion dollar porn industry.  Other than that, good luck finding a naked chick anywhere really.  This movie should be pretty kick ass though, if only to see Mischa Barton fumble around pretending to be in the 14th century.   As far as historical accuracy, I'm guessing this will be on par with a local used car dealer commercial where he's dressed up as Abraham Lincoln.  On stilts.  And Lincolns suit and hat are now yellow.  And instead of a moving speech about slavery, he mostly talks about freeing us from high prices.