Women’s bodies aren’t built how they used to be, so instead of encouraging dieting it’s easier to do away with an entire swimsuit competition. Wouldn’t want to offend anyone. Which is damn near impossible these days. Unsurprisingly, a joke... READ MORE

  The infamous brainiac scholarship competition, Miss America, has announced that it will no longer require contestants to wear swimsuits. Finally. After decades of covering up with swimsuits, we’ll get to the contestants walk around naked. JK. The competition,... READ MORE

 

Miss America swimsuits, Lara Stone nude, and more!

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Miss Colorado made history at the Miss America pageant over the weekend when for her talent portion of the contest she came out dressed in scrubs and made up a story about an Alzheimer patient she cared for in... READ MORE

A Pennsylvania high schooler named Patrick Farves was suspended for three days last week after he defied orders and carried out a plan to ask Miss America Nina Davuluri to his prom during her speech at the school. According... READ MORE

The Miss America pageant was held Saturday night in Las Vegas.  Apparently.  This is all news to me, but the winner was 22-year-old Katie Stam from Indiana, and she’s kind of hot.  Which is more like it.  That’s how... READ MORE