Wicked Hot Anorexics at The British Fashion Awards

By Lex November 24, 2015 @ 10:21 AM

Karlie Kloss And Jourdan Dunn At The British Fashion Awards
The fashion business is one massive ruse. It’s the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you’re paying for it yourself, but I might note that I pay for my own clothes and our rent. The entire point of designer clothing for women is to make other women jealous for not being able to fit into that same dress. A Holly Holm foot to the face is more subtle. Men might tell a woman she looks great in a dress, but what they really mean is, let’s get naked and fuck. That’s also true for ‘how was your day’ and ‘of course I love Mr. Whiskers’. Relationships are complicated. Fashion isn’t. There are five different dresses in the entire world. You own fifteen of them.

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Mollie Kings trip to the pool was a complete success

By brendon April 06, 2011 @ 2:13 PM


Thanks to the quiet dignity of theLondontabloids, I now know that the blond from the Saturdays is named Mollie King, and not only did she readjust her bikini with such enthusiasm that it came right off her breast, but she also got her white bikini wet. And those aren’t exactly waterproof. They might as well be made out of sugar. Wait, is that why they’re white?

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