Miss Venezuela Got Killed For Being in Venezuela

You know who never gets killed? Miss Iceland. The leading cause of unnatural death in Iceland is Tom Cruise smothering his secret gay lovers before they can talk to the press. In Venezuela, it's mostly people shooting the shit out of each other. While Honduras and El Salvador have made a bid for the vaunted title of Most Violent Fucking Place in the Western Hemisphere, Venezuela keeps taking those crowns. I guess the...read more