Morgan Freeman May Be A Dirty Old Man

May 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sexual assault is now so widespread in Hollywood that the question to elite women is not “have you been exposed to unsolicited celebrity penis” but “who’s unsolicited celebrity penis have you been exposed to?” Naturally, like anything in life,... READ MORE

Morgan Freeman WTF

August 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nobody wants to feel victim to clickbait but when the New York Post rears its Alzheimer’s demo corpse and busts out the headline “Morgan Freeman’s Step Granddaughter Stabbed to death in Exorcism” you’d be a liar if you told... READ MORE

China Eats American

October 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When it’s time to dial up Americana for your big Chinese golf tournament, your party invite plan immediately moves to Morgan Freeman, Chris Evans, and Kenny G. That’s God, Captain America, and a fey alto sax player to make... READ MORE

Morgan Freeman on marijuana: “It’s the stupidest law possible”

July 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In a new interview with Newsweek, Morgan Freeman is asked about all the things you’d expect him to be asked about (Batman, favorite movie, working with Tom Cruise on ‘Oblivion’) but also the fact that he’s a “big proponent... READ MORE

This is gross

July 9, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Just about two weeks ago, The Enquirer claimed Morgan Freeman, who is 72, has been having a nearly 10 year affair with his step-granddaughter, 27-year-old E’Dina Hines. Now they ratchet up the uncomfortable imagery by saying Morgan and E’Dina... READ MORE

“Morgan Freeman Incest Shocker”

June 18, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Okay so this is from the Enquirer, and by all accounts Morgan Freeman is a very nice man, and I can’t think of one single bad thing I’ve ever heard about him, but HOLY SHIT it would be terrific... READ MORE

MORGAN FREEMAN WAS IN A CAR CRASH

August 4, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It has just been reported that Morgan Freeman, 71, has been injured in a serious car accident in Mississippi.  Freeman was responsive at the scene but his true condition is unknown.  He was airlifted to a hospital in Memphis,... READ MORE