Morrissey Airport Security Sex Tape Selling Well (VIDEO)

Sometime during Morrissey's endless list of verbalized complaints about topics ranging from mushy peas to fair eco-trade practices in Sub-Saharan Africa, he spit out being manhandled in the junk zone by a TSA agent at the San Francisco Airport. If you listened to Morrissey's side of the story, it read like a Burning Bed rape story where he was subdued and sodomized in the name of keeping not moderate Arabs from...read more

Morrissey Groped By Airport Security

Morrissey claimsa TSA agent at the San Francisco International Airport grabbed his dick while frisking him, although it's unclear why he had a boner or specifically requested Chad. He proceeded to write a blog about the ordeal while mascara ran down his face. To be fair he was carrying several fertilizer bombs on his way to find that lion killer in Minnesota. Americans are so uptight: "Before I could gather my...

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Morrissey Is Dying, Just Not Fast Enough

To his list of ongoing ailments and maladies, vegetarian activist and occasional singer Morrissey told the people of Spain he has recently had cancer scrapings. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I know I'm skipping that particular platter at the Home Town Buffet. As always, the former Smiths singer was able to sum up his feelings in a brief bit of seemingly bad-ass, but ultimately emo martyr type phrasing: I...

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Morrissey Will Only Hurt Humans

Morrissey's ex bodyguard Bradley Steynis suing the British singerbecause he claims Morrissey pushed him to kick some guy's ass. That guy was running a fan site about Morrissey which provided some personal details of Morrissey's life, like how he cuddles with sprouted tofu and has no penis. Steyn claims Morrissey asked if there was a way the guy 'could get hurt.' That is usually a euphemism for physical violence but...

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Morrissey Get Sick Pretty Easy

Morrissey cancelled the remainder of his U.S. tour, blaming his opening act for getting him sick: "Difficulties had arisen on May 31st following Kristeen Young's opening set at the Miami Knight Concert Hall, after which Kristeen confessed to 'a horrendous cold', the symptoms of which were passed on to Morrissey resulting in the cancellation of the next show in Atlanta." Like many vegetarians, Morrissey is a farmers...

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Morrissey Does Vegan Douchery Like No Other

Morrissey is back with more of his pussy vegan nonsense. This time he equated meat eating with pedophilia. Yes. The wussy singer was having a Q&A with a fan site called True To You when the subject of Morrissey's eating like a deer came up. Or, more likely, he brought it up because he won't fucking shut up about it. He said, "I see no difference between eating animals and paedophilia. They are both rape, violence,...

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Morrissey Couldn't Wait To Piss On Margaret Thatcher's Grave

Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher passed away yesterday at the age of 87 after suffering a stroke in her hotel room, and singer Morrissey couldn't wait to let the world know how much he hated this specific dead woman. In a brief essay for The Daily Beast, the man who penned "Margaret on the Guillotine" told us how he really feels, including this damning excerpt: Thatcher will only be fondly remembered by...

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Morrissey Still An Obnoxious Pussy

Wussy singer Morrissey cancelled his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Why? Because he was going to have to share the stage with the yokel superstars from Duck Dynasty. Morrissey is one of those radical vegetarian animal rights guys. The bearded rednecks from Duck Dynasty make duck hunting equipment and the Ex-Smiths singer decided that was too much for him. He called them "Animal serial killers". While I could...

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