‘Argo’ is the best movie of 2012

December 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rotten Tomatoes has released the list of the best reviewed movies of 2012, and ‘Argo’ was number 1. Actually ‘Argo’ was number 26, but the 25 movies in front of it are all documentaries and foreign movies, and that bullshit doesn’t count. Critics just say they liked those to trick you into thinking they’re smart. […]

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‘the Hobbit’ is getting mixed reviews

December 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The first three Lord of the Rings movies got a 92, a 96, and a 94 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, because movie critics are idiots. Those movies are fucking awful. They’re long, slow, tedious, and have more gay characters than ‘Project Runway’. ‘The Hobbit’ however, is down at around 71 percent so far today, the […]

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