There's nothing new in being a pro athlete's wife and showing everybody your tits. Showing them because the script demands it and you're getting paid just makes you smarter than the others. Who knew that La La Anthony was... READ MORE

Some years ago grown women started shaving and waxing their carpets to be more alluring to men who liked completely hairless women. So, men who fancied prepubescent girls. It's not entirely creepy, but you have to admit it's more... READ MORE

There never seems to be any tits in the movies I see anymore. Hollywood has put the nix on all things nipples since they decided that all movie theaters should be placed in between Gymboree and Kohl's at the... READ MORE

The genius of Mr. Skin, in addition to selling nothing but tits, as opposed to the Just Lamps or Just Tires, is a reminder of who used to get naked a lot in the movies. Like Anne Hathaway who... READ MORE

Emilia Clarke made some big to-do about how she was giving up nude scenes because has never once asked a man what he prefers. Respectability is in the eye of the beholder. Who's ever been rude to a good... READ MORE

Turning thirty-five isn't the best time to decide you don't want the camera revealing your tits. You get that kind of leverage when you're twenty and Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a lock for syndication windfall. This is the... READ MORE

Somebody has to investigate the important shit. You spend your time figuring out the difference between Trump and Clinton on trade. The real minds are working on which mother and daughter tandem in Hollywood have the best set of... READ MORE

Every actress quits doing topless scenes when it feels right to them. About a million bucks into their cumulative career earnings feels about right. They’re willing to consider topless if the part calls for it. That’s another two million.... READ MORE

If I’m going to plug shit, I’d rather do Johnny Depp’s naked lesbian wife over tampons or nuclear chemical juice. Both of those things are make believe. As America slouches toward more skin allowed on social media than in... READ MORE

The entire existence of cinema used to hinge on seeing topless chicks at the movies. Once every movie became a tentpole blockbuster based on a toy you couldn’t quite make out at your kid eye doctor’s visits, the tits... READ MORE