Reese Witherspoon Was Arrested

Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday morning in Georgia after her husband, James Toth, was pulled over for suspicion of driving while intoxicated, and while it seems strange that someone as squeaky clean as Witherspoon would be arrested when her man was doing all the dirty work, it turns out that she might be a complete bitch. While the officers were taking care of business with Toth, Witherspoon allegedly got a...read more

Flavor Flav Is Looking At 12 Years In Prison

On one hand, it's nice to know that Public Enemy hype man Flavor Flav is still alive. On the other hand, it sucks to find that out because he's heading to trial to face felony charges of assault and child endangerment, related to an incident from last October. Flav (real name: William Drayton, Jr.) allegedly threw his girlfriend of eight years, Elizabeth Trujillo, to the ground during an argument, and then all shit...read more

Justice Is Served

Last June, 22-year old high school cheerleading coach Megan Crafton was arrested on charges of child seduction, which sounds like a horrible, heinous offense. But the "child" in question was a 17-year old student at Shelbyville High School and the "seduction" was blowing him in a grocery store parking lot. To their credit, the Shelbyville police were perfect wingmen, "investigating" the improper relationship for...read more

Mel Gibson is photogenic

Mel Gibson turned himself in to the El Segundo police department last night to be booked after his no contest plea last week, and here's his totally-not-a-crazy-guy mugshot. The real story took place seconds after this was taken, because when the bulb flashed he was startled and grew angry, then jumped up on his chair and hissed like a threatened monkey. True Story!read more

50 Cent says to blame it all on TI's wife

When T.I. and his visually disturbing wife Tiny Cottle were arrested in West Hollywood Wednesday night for possession of a controlled substance, reportedly marijuana and meth, it was a clear violation of his probation, and as the LA Times says, "the case has the potential to put one of music's top names in behind bars yet again." Ahh, but wait just one second, because 50 Cent went on twitter with a magic solution......read more

lindsay lohans mugshot

Lindsay Lohans mugshot and booking info have finally been released, and just like in court she looks stoned off her ass. What do you have, scoliosis? Sit up straight bitch.read more

heather locklear is under arrest

California is, without question, the worst place on earth. Everything is illegal, everything is taxed, everything is 5000 times harder than it should be. Unless you're a no-parking sign, because apparently those have an entire branch of government dedicated to ensuring their safety. Heather Locklear was arrested for allegedly hitting a no-parking sign on a public street early Saturday morning near her gated-community...read more