Myla Sinanaj Gets Plastic Surgery To Look More Like Kim Kardashian

By Lex October 03, 2013 @ 1:16 PM

Myla Sinanaj Gets Plastic Surgery To Look More Like Kim Kardashian In New York
Myla Sninanj believes that by sleeping with the men Kim Kardashian has slept with, cutting up her body to mimic Kim Kardashian’s unnatural form, and even putting out a Vivid sex tape, she will earn like Kim Kardashian. Myla, you sad unfortunate fool. Being a sleazy ho-bag with ambition doesn’t make you Kim Kardashian. Wake me when you find your mom out in the yard at 2 am painting a Pentagram with the blood of four aborted babies and chanting in tongues. Only then will you begin to know the dark secret of Kardashian success.

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All the Big Names in Faux Celebrity Sex Tapes Out to Promote Strip Club Opening

By Lex September 16, 2013 @ 5:03 PM

Sydney Leathers Gives Myla Sinanaj A Lap Dance At Vivid Gentlemen's Club In Miami
As if Backdoor Teen Mom wasn’t a powerhouse on her own, Vivid hired Sydney Leathers and Myla Sinaaj for their strip club opening in Miami. You know Sydney Leathers from such accomplishments as crude sexting with Anthony Weiner and nothing else. Myla Sinaaj is the super crazy girl who tried to bang Kris Humphreys when his dick was still fresh with the magic Kardashian smegma so she too could become famous by way of intercourse association. The two girls were officially hosting the Mayweather-Canelo fight, which only made sense in strip club logic.

I’m sure these A-lister beaver fizzles got some free attention for the new gentleman’s club, but as a former once or thrice customer of such establishments, why the hell would I go to the one with all the lights and cameras? If I’m going somewhere to pay a girl $20 to grind her procreative parts on my lap, I want total and complete privacy. I don’t want to see Jim from accounting fiddling with his wedding band in the next booth. Reverse haunted House rules apply to strip clubs. You turn up the lights and everything gets creepy.

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Myla Sinanaj Calls Herself ‘The Anti-Kim,’ Makes Sex Tape

By Lex August 13, 2013 @ 12:57 PM

Myla Sinanaj, The Anti-Kim Kardashian's Twitter Photos
Kris Humphries did what any idiot would do after learning he was played by Kim Kardashian, he went and humped the shit out of a Level 3 whackjob who looked sort of similar to Kim. In the process he put Myla Sinanaj on the media radar. Enough so that she’s been trying desperately to launch her own reality show career. Now, just like Kim, by way of sex tape:

I may not like Kim, but she was smart and she’s sexy and I look a lot like her so why not make a tape and make millions and get a reality show?

And, therein lies the real cost to society of the success of Kim Kardashian. Fucking your way famous is far more complicated than it seems. You can’t just strap on a Superman cape and jump off a roof and expect good shit to follow. Just ask my Cousin Glenn who still has a misshapen elbow from that weak logic as a second grader. Most women who let rappers bone them on camera will, in fact, not become rich and famous. Somebody needs to sit Myla down and explain to her that while her upside career potential might be ticket booth girl at an adult bookstore, there’s dignity in working legit. Plus, it’s a good place to meet Congressmen.

Photo Credit: Myla Sinanaj/Twitter

Kris Humphries Makes Poor Choices in Women

By Lex May 03, 2013 @ 3:15 PM

Myla Sinanaj Modeling Bikinis At The Jersey Shore
Myla Sinaaj is the chick who kind of looks a bit like Kim Kardashian who Kris Humphries ran to after he became the last person on the planet to realize that his wedding to Kim Kardashian was nothing more than a cynical plot to make money. Yes, she has brunette hair and big tits like Kim. Apparently, she’s also a whackadoo.

She’s a habitual liar and dates guys and when they want to leave she claims she’s pregnant or will kill herself.

— quote from Myla’s ex, courtesy of StarzUncut.com

I’m beginning to think Kris Humphries might just be a dumb fuck. I’m not sure what he got out of the divorce settlement with Kim Kardashian last week, but it was probably two sacks of Circus Peanuts and a red balloon. And he probably thought he won.

Here’s Mylaa on the beach this week in New Jersey modeling bikinis. Modeling in New Jersey just confirms she’s nuts.

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