Men of all ages spend most of their time trying to get paid or get laid. You take a break every now and then to call mom and let her know you're not in jail. That's the bottom floor... READ MORE

If you've ever contemplated joining the Naked News bandwagon, this is the time to get that shit. For $149 you can get a Forever Membership to Naked News. Lifetime. For Forever. No rebills ever. I don't know, how many... READ MORE

There’s one and only one rule at my Super Bowl party. You may not shit in the toilet. Shit before. Shit after. You are not destroying the bathroom. I’m serving nachos. I have no yard. Plan accordingly. The god-fearing radicalized... READ MORE

I guess this is an ad. Far be it from me to tell anybody how to spend their good Christian holiday cash. Jews I think get free gifts as part of the banking conspiracy. But you could do worse... READ MORE