Paris Hilton is just one of many who are doing cameos in a new movie starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton and Dwayne Johnson, and in fact she had just one day of shooting, but she made the most of it by acting like a spoiled bitch from start to finish. Page Six says…
…in the cop-action comedy “The Other Guys,” now shooting in New York.
A source reports, “Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush.
“But the producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands — including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka — all for just one day on the set.
“All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself. She was due to fly to New York to film in secret last week.”
Note that last part said “in secret last week.” Okay so what are the odds Paris honored that? You know what just forget I asked.
…on Thursday, she reportedly tweeted: “Just got done with the fitting with the stylist for the new Will Ferrell movie I’m shooting in NY. Excited! Will is my favorite comedian.”
You know whats better than a story about Paris Hilton? Literally anything on earth. So instead let’s all look at pictures of Susan Sarandins daughter stripping last night on ‘Californication‘. Going from Paris Hilton being a bitch to Eva Amuri being naked is like going from being raped by a tiger at the zoo while everyone films it to being raped by Megan Fox at home while I film it.
There is nothing nothing nothing on earth better than a hot girl with red hair and big tits, so it goes without saying that I have every picture ever taken of Guess model and actress (‘Star Trek’, ‘Wedding Crashers’) Diora Baird. But these showed up yesterday and I’ve never seen them so I think they might be new. Her body is so astoundingly perfect, even if she had horns and flippers for feet, she’d still be the best looking person on earth.
Oh thank God finally. Finally last night was the the night on “Californication” that Eva Amuri (Susan Sarandons daughter) got naked. If you don’t know, David Duchovny plays a writer now teaching a college class and she plays a student in his class.
Her face is a little suspect but who the hell cares with natural D’s on a body like this. Her body is so perfect I could rape her from the next room. I’d be so hard I could punch my dick right through a wall and nail her from there.
Exclusive sources to Tyler reveal today that the hit E! show ‘Girls Next Door’, the show that made Kendra Wilkinson, Holly MarSomething and The Other One The One With Huge Natural Boobs household names, will return to E! this Sunday with an all new cast of girls living near you. I can’t go into how I know this but I’m a pretty big deal in Hollywood. I don’t mean to brag but you can take this one to the bank.
Hefs new main girl, Crystal Harris (the one who isn’t a twin) is actually sort of hot. Sort of really really hot. And this is only barely related but remember last year when Miss Teen Louisiana was arrested after a dine-and-dash because she left behind her purse, which contained her drivers license. And also a bag of weed (more here). Well her name is Lindsey Evans, and she’s this months Playmate. I didn’t realize that until a search for Crystal Harris pictures. And Lindsey is awesome (nsfwnsfw), and 19, so there’s 17 pictures of her on the other side. I just … I just wanted you to have them. I just thought you might like them. Look, I know I act like a jerk sometimes, but … but I love you.
I’ve always thought Milla Jovovich was insanely gorgeous, and anyone who sees these pictures from the Fall issue of ‘Purple’ magazine will undoubtedly agree. I’ll never understand how a hack like Paul Anderson tricked her into marriage. I guess his plan for hitting on her was cooler than mine, which was to ask her out and when she said no, stand there and nod and act like it was no big deal until my bottom lip started to quiver and then curl up on the floor and whimper.
(all the pix on the other side for obvious naked reasons)
Vanessa Hudgens leapt from “High School Musical” and into my heart two years ago when naked pictures she took for boyfriend Zac Efron ended up online (fall in love all over again here). I have no idea what the back story is to these brand new pics that leaked this morning, but luckily there’s not a single person on earth who cares for the time being, so that worked out nicely.
SEXY UPDATE – added two more full size and there are six more that are little more than thumbnails, so I patched them together, poorly. and for the record, she’s 20, turns 21 on december 14th. she was 18 when the last ones were taken, so don’t freak out on me.