This has to violate her contract a thousand different ways, but Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, has been leaving messages as Bart to promote a night with her at the Scientology Center as she talks about auditing with OT 7, which I realize is some nonsense scientology code for something, but I have no idea what. I'm not sure I even get the point to this. Did they think people were on the fence about joining their cult, and hearing the voice of a cartoon 10-year-old would convince them? If so these people are too dumb to even be believed. The scientlolgy center shouldn’t be closed, it should be enclosed, and everyone inside arrested for fraud or just shot for the hell of it.
Longtime Scientologist Nancy Cartwright — best known as the voice of Bart Simpson — gave the church of scientology $10 million last year, twice as much as even scientology superstar Tom Cruise, who gave just under 5 million. Page Six says:
It was all part of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth — meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior. Here are some of the celeb gifts from 2007: Nancy Cartwright: $10 million. Kirstie Alley: $5 million. John Travolta: $1 million. Kelly Preston: $1 million. Priscilla Presley: $50,000.
"De-aberate" isn't a real word of course, but if it were it would mean the exact opposite of "lust for money", because scientology likes that a whole lot. Tom Cruise, seen above with ATM's Katherine Bell and Kelly Preston, and here with easily duped lottery tickets Jason Lee and Erika Christensen, should be ashamed of himself. 5 million? They'll never find and stop the alien lord who invented aberating at this rate.
