Nancy Grace Cracks Another Big Case

By Lex June 27, 2014 @ 4:53 PM

Here’s an idea. When Nancy Grace’s producers call you and tell you Nancy would love to help you out, hang the phone the fuck up. That jaded tranny looking whodunnit master will nail you to the cross, guilty or not. Nancy pretty much just cracked the entire missing child case in Detroit when she invited the missing boy’s father, Charlie Bothuell, on to her show to talk about any possible leads in the 11-day long manhunt. Nancy opened the interview by dropping the bombshell that the missing boy was just found alive and well in the dad’s basement. Dad Charlie went all Fred Sanford calling for Elizabeth from the shock of the news. And Nancy knew just how to celebrate. She nailed the dad with a few left uppercuts about how the fuck the kid could be missing for eleven days if he was found in your damn basement eating crackers and pudding. Nancy Grace is a damn blood hound in sniffing out clues.

After appearing on Nancy’s show, Charlie was investigated by the cops for being emotionally and physically abusive toward his son. The stepmom in the home got popped for violating her illegal gun probation charges and the other two kids in the home were removed into state custody. Nancy Grace has done it again. It’s truly uncanny.

WWE Blacklists Nancy Grace

By Jack April 18, 2014 @ 1:21 PM

The WWE has banned its wrestlers from going on shrill harpie Nancy Grace’s shitty talk show. We told you about her ambush of Diamond Dallas Page over the death of the Ultimate Warrior. He came on to talk about his friend but all the screaming crone wanted to do was pontificate about steroid use. She even had a doctor who never treated the Ultimate Warrior on to speculate that steroids are what killed him. All of that cable news nonsense pissed off WWE president and horse testes juice chugging Vince McMann who sent out a blanket threat that none of the WWE’s wrestlers can go to her show or talk to her without getting shitcanned from fake fighting. Blacklisted, biyatch! If only Vince could track any of his own cliche pro wrestline dramatic story lines. Being banned is awesome. It only gives you more power to make a comeback or stomp into the ring unexpected at Wrestlemania. This is a victory for the cockeyed shrew. It gives her something to be smug about. At some point, this will need to be settled in the only place that matters. The ring.

Nancy Grace Saves The World Again

By Jack April 11, 2014 @ 2:41 PM

Screeching harpy Nancy Grace ambushed wrestling legend Diamond Dallas Page on her TV show about the death of the Ultimate Warrior. Nancy immediately launched into a shrill rant on steroid use in professional wrestling and how that obviously led to Warrior’s premature death. DDP kept trying to turn the discussion of the recently departed back to his friend and most recent inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame but he was backed into the turnbuckle by Nancy’s plaintive howls. DDP claims show producers duped him with a series of more honorific topics to be covered that was merely a ruse for Nancy Grace to hear herself saving the world again. We get it. Steroids are bad. Just like drugs and alcohol and cigarettes and fast food and soda and porn and all the other really fun stuff in life that everybody has known are bad for you instinctively since time immemorial, and media panic wise for at least several decades. I guess you could have a doctor on for lecture number ten thousands on how extracting juice from a horse’s balls and shooting it into your neck until your muscles bulge and your own sac shrinks to the size of a boiled peanut isn’t such a good idea. Or I guess you could bring on the good friend of a guy who just died and ask him to be your straw man for  a tired screed. I’d choose options three. Put Nancy in the Diamond Cutter until the caps on her teeth pop off.

was Whitney Houston murdered?

By brendon February 14, 2012 @ 2:19 PM

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Spolier Alert: no. Actually there’s no evidence of this being anything but a drug overdose and an accident, but Nancy Grace was on CNN last night implying it might have been murder anyway.

“I’d like to know who was around her, who, if anyone gave her drugs, following alcohol and drugs, and who let her slip, or pushed her, underneath that water?”
“Apparently no signs of force or trauma to the body. Who let Whitney Houston go under her water?”

Is Nancy Grace seriously so fat that she thinks people can’t slip the surface of water without some kind of help? CNN could have gotten literally anyone on earth and they would have been better than this dolt, even if all that person did was go outside and sit in a tree house.

(image source of whitney last night in her fancy gold hearse, being taken from the airport in newark to the funeral home = pacific coast)