Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Splash
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Splash
Naomi Campbell isn’t bad looking when she’s not currently beating you with her Blackberry. She does like to whack people with her cell phones. I think she’s done it about a half-dozen times, though mostly just to her submissive female employees, so in a way, that makes it kind of hot.
Here’s Naomi on vacation in a bikini in Spain. People are saying she looks great for 43. That sucks for Naomi. When your looks get qualified with your age, you don’t look like a supermodel anymore.
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Women who are into fashion bore me. I’m not saying it’s any worse than men who are really into sports. But it’s certainly more expensive. I understand that basic human desire to look good to the opposite sex. But that’s not really the point of fashion. If women asked men what to wear they’d always get the ‘take it all off, baby’ advice. The girls would giggle and say, no, silly, tell me what you really think. Then the guys would have to scramble because that was what they were really thinking.
Here’s Uma Thurman, Mena Suvari, and Emma Roberts at the Versace Fashion Show in Paris. I can’t think of a place I’d rather not be more than a fashion show in Paris. And I once lived in Ohio.
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Let’s play hypothetical – let’s say that you’re a 50-year old billionaire, and for the last five years you’ve been (presumably) happily dating a 42-year old supermodel, who is also incredibly wealthy and still manages to keep it tight. Then Leonardo DiCaprio comes along and he invites you to come party with him on his giant sex yacht that is filled with 20-year old, horny models that all left their tops at home and just can’t stop giving people handjobs for shopping cash.
Do you – A) Stay faithful to your girlfriend? B) Tell her to hit the bricks, because you’re Leo’s BFF now? C) Buy an army of sex robots and conquer Australia? Well, while C is certainly the best option, Russian billionaire Vladislav Doronin is leaning closer to B for now, as the Daily Mail reported that his relationship with Naomi Campbell is on the rocks due to his party lifestyle and, more notably, his friendship with DiCaprio.
While I certainly feel for Campbell (seen above with DiCaprio and Doronin at the International Tiger Conservation Forum in 2010), she is well past due for her dating someone half her age phase, so this really just works out for everyone.
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Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She’s an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably has snapping jaws that comes out of it like the Queens mouth in Alien.
(source = inf daily)
OK GO - has made another video for ‘This Too Shall Pass’, this one built around a Rube Goldberg machine that took 4 months to build. It’s a panoply of complex triggers and engineering. In related news, I learned the word “panoply” yesterday. (billboard)
BLANKET JACKSON - was almost murdered! (not really!) by Jermaine Jacksons 13yo old son who wanted to test out a new stun gun. The Jackson family is denying this report, saying no children were ever in danger. Their denial sounds convincing, perhaps because they’ve been practicing that same one for 45 years now. (tmz and the ap)
LIL WAYNE - is the latest victim of over-criminalization, but he got a brief reprieve from his prison sentence yesterday and spent the night on stage in NYC with Jay Z. His reign of terror of blatantly standing near things will end later today when he turns himself over to the NKVD I mean American government. (rolling stone)
NAOMI CAMPBELL - will not be arrested after a limo driver reported that she punched him in the back of the head. This is at least the fifth time charges have been brought against her for assault. I say we give more time for sanctions to work. (the ap)