Ever wanted to see Naomi Campbells gash? Yeah me neither. And yet, here she is with Sarah Ferguson in Sardegna, Italy, bending over in a short skirt with no panties on. Luckily these are all from the back. She’s an evil monster. Knowing this mean bitch, her vagina probably has snapping jaws that comes out of it like the Queens mouth in Alien.
(source = inf daily)
OK GO - has made another video for ‘This Too Shall Pass’, this one built around a Rube Goldberg machine that took 4 months to build. It’s a panoply of complex triggers and engineering. In related news, I learned the word “panoply” yesterday. (billboard)
BLANKET JACKSON - was almost murdered! (not really!) by Jermaine Jacksons 13yo old son who wanted to test out a new stun gun. The Jackson family is denying this report, saying no children were ever in danger. Their denial sounds convincing, perhaps because they’ve been practicing that same one for 45 years now. (tmz and the ap)
LIL WAYNE - is the latest victim of over-criminalization, but he got a brief reprieve from his prison sentence yesterday and spent the night on stage in NYC with Jay Z. His reign of terror of blatantly standing near things will end later today when he turns himself over to the NKVD I mean American government. (rolling stone)
NAOMI CAMPBELL - will not be arrested after a limo driver reported that she punched him in the back of the head. This is at least the fifth time charges have been brought against her for assault. I say we give more time for sanctions to work. (the ap)
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Last week, supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested after a violent outburst while boarding a flight from London to new York. Today the Sun has more details, including that allegation that she called the arresting officers racist names and blamed her treatment on the fact that she is black.
Now cops claim she called a WPC a "white ****" and a "white s**g" as she was dragged off the LA-bound jet in handcuffs. The police source said Naomi continued, screaming: "f***ing white honkeys" at the officer and her colleagues.
Campbell went berserk when she discovered one of her bags was missing at Terminal 5 last Thursday, allegedly spitting at officers who approached.
Senior Scotland Yard staff were furious when Naomi later claimed police only arrested her because of her colour.
She told a pal: "It just goes to show I have to fight for who I am. It’s because I’m black."
A what? A "white ****"? "S**g"? Song? Slag? It's probably "slag" but I have no idea what the other one is. They wrote "fucking" as "f***ing", so its probably not "a white fuck". Cunt? Duck? Boat? Is that it? Did she just call me a boat? Or is she telling me to be a boat. Because i'm pretty sure I cant be a boat, even if I tired really really hard.
In 2000, Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to assaulting her assistant with a telephone and threatening to throw her out of a moving car. In March 2005, Campbell slapped a different assistant and beat her with a BlackBerry. Later in 2005, Campbell punched Italian actress Yvonne Sciò, leaving her "covered in blood". Sciò claimed: "She punched me in the face. She was like Mike Tyson." On March 30, 2006 in New York City, Campbell was arrested for assaulting her housekeeper with a jewel-encrusted cell phone. On October 25, 2006, Campbell was arrested in London on suspicion of assault. On November 14, 2006, another former Campbell housekeeper filed chargers against Campbell for being violent and bigoted.
Oh hey guess what happened today…
Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport this afternoon after allegedly SPITTING at a police officer. Naomi first kicked off in BA's first class lounge after being told that one of her three bags had not made it onto the flight. Despite apologies and assurances she would be reunited with her luggage, the temperamental supermodel flew into a rage. Three officers from the MET's SO18 Aviation security branch then came onto the plane. They tried to calm the model down, but she is alleged to have reacted by spitting at an officer and then laying into him with her fists. Frenzied Naomi was bought under control after a struggle and then physically hauled off the plane.
It's always a solid idea to assault the police officers sent to calm you down. Also, call the judge a fag when you get to court, then kick the warden in his balls on day one in jail. It let's them know you mean business. Go on Naomi, do it. I've got a good feeling about this.
Naomi Campbell was arrested yesterday for assault after a woman claimed Campbell attacked her. The woman who filed the complaint was Campbell's drug counselor and she says Campbell "scratched all over her face". Campbell's spokesman said there had been a misunderstanding. Lke maybe over if the counselor wanted to be scatched in the face. The spokesman said:
"We are sure it will all be sorted out when the police investigate."
Campbell seems to have misunderstandings a lot. In July, her assistant filed suit after Campbell spit in her face, assaulted her with a BlackBerry and threw her passport into a pool. One month before that, Campbell was arrested after her maid filed charges that Campbell hit her in the head with a cell phone on Jan. 17. She hit another maid in the head with a cell phone last March because Naomi couldn't find a pair of jeans. In 2000, Campbell was found guilty of grabbing her assistant by the throat and hitting her on the head with a telephone.
The next time the cops come to arrest Naomi and the housekeeper is unconscious on the kitchen floor, Naomi should just get a blanket and a Winnie the Pooh and maybe one of those long sleeping caps and make it look like the maid is just really sleepy. And then Naomi could go, "shhhhh" to the cops. And the cops would be all like, "awwww." That's what I do with the models in the hotub if the roofies haven't worn off. Works every time!
AWESOME NEW UPDATE - The Daily Mail says Naomi was held in a cell for 12 hours before being questioned.
