Something Happened to Naomi Watts

By Lex December 17, 2013 @ 6:45 PM

Naomi Watts Wears A Swimsuit On The Beach In Sydney

People lose all kinds of shit during the holidays. It’s the biggest time of the year for Lost and Found, missing kids, house fires, also robberies and thefts. Someday needs to look into what the fuck happened to Naomi Watts. She definitely lost something. It seems like just a couple or three years ago I was enjoying myself in an aggressively carressing manner to Naomi in King Kong, and maybe a bit to Kong himself, fucking good looking monkey. Now she looks like the lady my mom used to make me bring cookies to across the street because as my mom put it, God wants some people not to be attractive so the world can get some work done. I don’t know if that hat and those glasses come in any larger sizes, but I’d investigate. Go on, write your nasty letters, but deep down you know I’m right.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Splash

Naomi Watts Wears A Fake Baby Bump While Filming

By Lex July 11, 2013 @ 11:48 AM

Naomi Watts Wearing A Fake Baby Bump While Filming St Vincent De Van Nuys In Brooklyn
Naomi Watts isn’t really pregnant, she’s just pretending. I had a girl do that to me once. I showed her my 1040 statements for the last three years and she had a fake miscarriage. We both wept over the lost pretend child. Then she started having real sex with my boss. Life is like that a lot.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet

Naomi Watts is Princess Diana

By brendon July 02, 2012 @ 5:50 PM

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Here are the first pictures of Naomi Watts as Princess Diana on the set of ‘Caught In The Flight’ in London, and at first I thought the idea of Watts impersonating Diana was extremely disrespectful. But now I see they mean back when Diana was still alive.

(image source of Watts, seen here being able to get out of a limo, which does sorta seem like bragging on her part since that was Diana’s achilles heel = splash)

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright are at the beach

By brendon February 10, 2012 @ 5:12 PM

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No one asked for it, bet here are pictures of Naomi Watts and Robin Wright at the beach anyway, filming ‘The Grandmothers’ today in Sydney, and the pictures are every bit as sexy as that title implies. It’s like a grainy Lands End catalog.

(image source = bauer griffin and pacific coast)

naomi watts is in a bikini

By brendon April 16, 2010 @ 1:40 PM

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Naomi Watts is down (over?) in (on?) Barbados today (note – I have no idea where the fuck Barbados is) and yesterday she spent the day on the beach in a little black bikini. She didn’t look that great or anything, or at least not as hot as she did in ‘Mulholland Drive’, but she seems like a perfectly nice woman, so, whatever. No need to make fun of her. I’m not gonna act tough just to impress you. I love you just the way are, so why do you build these walls around your heart?

This was disapointing

By brendon July 21, 2009 @ 1:23 PM

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Everyone agrees that kids are a pox upon this world who ruin everything, but sometimes big Hollywood stars are immune because they have unlimited money to spend on plastic surgeons and an army of nannies. Before long the memory of the “incident” has quickly faded, and those kids running around the house call the nanny mom and their mom Nicole or Ms. Kidman.

Unfortunately Naomi Watts, seen here on vacation in Italy today with her two kids and fiancee Liev Schreiber, didn’t seem to know all that, and the hot little slut who lesbianed her way into our hearts in “Mulholland Drive” (NSFW screencaps) is just some kids mom now. The only way these could be any more boring is if I replaced random pictures with headlines about housing starts spurring third quarter growth.

(4 more here, not that anyone would want that. HQ jump here. source = splash news)