Naomi Watts is down (over?) in (on?) Barbados today (note - I have no idea where the fuck Barbados is) and yesterday she spent the day on the beach in a little black bikini. She didn’t look that great or anything, or at least not as hot as she did in ‘Mulholland Drive’, but she seems like a perfectly nice woman, so, whatever. No need to make fun of her. I’m not gonna act tough just to impress you. I love you just the way are, so why do you build these walls around your heart?
07.21.2009 This was disapointing
Everyone agrees that kids are a pox upon this world who ruin everything, but sometimes big Hollywood stars are immune because they have unlimited money to spend on plastic surgeons and an army of nannies. Before long the memory of the “incident” has quickly faded, and those kids running around the house call the nanny mom and their mom Nicole or Ms. Kidman.
Unfortunately Naomi Watts, seen here on vacation in Italy today with her two kids and fiancee Liev Schreiber, didn’t seem to know all that, and the hot little slut who lesbianed her way into our hearts in “Mulholland Drive” (NSFW screencaps) is just some kids mom now. The only way these could be any more boring is if I replaced random pictures with headlines about housing starts spurring third quarter growth.
(4 more here, not that anyone would want that. HQ jump here. source = splash news)
02.16.2009 naomi watts seems nice (EXCLUSIVE)
Naomi Watts just had a child in December, yet she’s already back to work and not only that but going full frontal in Marina Del Rey for the movie "Mother and Child". She’s a beautiful woman but you can definitely see the toll pregnancy took on her body. I wonder if the producers knew she was gonna look like that when they signed her up to go naked. If not this was maybe pretty awkward. If you don’t know all the details things can be awkward. Like one time my friends asked me if I wanted to go to a drag show and I thought it was weird but I figured why not, and to get in the spirit of things I dressed up like a French maid, but when I met them there it turns out they meant “drag race”. Like, with the cars and the rednecks.
When I woke up a few days later, I was famous! On certain sites!
(picture source = Coqueran/MAYER PHOTO)
07.20.2007 HOLY CRAP
Naomi Watts must have been raped by a bear or something because there's no way that's a human baby inside of her. I would be tempted to touch her stomach just because it's so weird, but I'd get chills down my spine and chicken out. Considering how creepy pregnant chicks are, it seems just as likely to be a poisonous beehive under there.
06.12.2007 NAOMI WATTS GOT MARRIED
ET.com is apparently the first to report that Liev Schreiber(*) and Naomi Watts apparently got married. And then they add an exclamation point, indicating excitement. ET.com (!) says:
ET breaks news that LIEV SCHREIBER and NAOMI WATTS are husband and wife! The happy couple revealed the good news Sunday night as they made their way into the Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City. "We are married. You got it first. Break the story!" Liev told us. Liev and Naomi are expecting their first child together in August. They say they don't know what the sex is and have not decided on names yet.
It turns out no one knew because this is the worlds most boring couple and they never do anything good. He should push her down the stairs or something. It might kill the baby, but look dude, do you wanna be famous or not? Is it extreme? You bet. Extremely interesting, that is.
(*) - spell check recommends "lies" for "Liev". Spell check is onto you cocksucker
