Naomie Harris Is Better Looking Than Winnie Mandela

By Lex December 06, 2013 @ 5:01 PM

Naomie Harris Poses In Lingerie For The January 2014 Issue Of Esquire UK
Naomie Harris seems too good looking to have played the role of Nelson Mandela’s second wife in the new Mandela movie released just as film marketing executives were cutting off oxygen to Nelson Mandela’s breathing tube. You may recall Winnie Mandela as the political figure in South Africa who rose to fame off her imprisoned husband’s name, then went on to steal tons of money and beat and burn lots of people to death with her secret goon squad. Sort of like a Hillary Clinton but without the lesbian overtones.

Photo Credit: Esquire UK

its the James Bond ‘Skyfall’ cast

By brendon November 03, 2011 @ 2:22 PM

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There was a photocall in London today for the next James Bond movie, horribly named ‘Skyfall’, starring Daniel Craig as Bond, Javier Bardem as the villain, Berenice Marlohe as the sexy foreign girl you won’t be able to understand, and Naomie Harris as some field agent who is totally gonna get killed.

Adding to the already good cast will be Ralph Fiennes (probably as another villain) and Albert Finney (probably as M’s boss). Even more promising is that it will be directed by Sam Mendes, at least one very good writer has taken a whack at the script, and the incredibly great Roger Deakins will be the cinematographer, so even if it’s dumb it’ll at least look fantastic. It’ll be the Megan Fox of movies.

(image source = getty)

Wednesday headlines

By brendon June 08, 2011 @ 1:58 PM

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THE HANGOVER 3 – is already in development, and Zach Galafianakis says the story will center around his character getting sprung from a mental institution. In other words, expect to see his ass in a hospital gown. (rolling stone)

SALT 2 – could be on the way now that Angelina Jolie has agreed to do it and Sony has hired Kurt Wimmer to write a script. Might I suggest showing her ass in a hospital gown. (mtv)

SIENNA MILLER – got an apology from London tabloid News of the World after they published information they learned after hacking her cell phone. Pardon me, a “sincere” apology. So that seems fair. Look Sienna, we could go back and forth all day about who’s to blame and never get to the bottom of it, but they obviously feel terrible so let’s just call it even. (the ap)

NAOMIE HARRIS – who might best be known for playing voo doo witch/Calypso in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ 2 and 3, is in talks to be the female lead in the next James Bond movie. Will she get it? Oh, I’m on pins and needles! (ew)

RAMONA NITU – was on ‘Jersey Shore’ last season, and yesterday she was on South Beach, and… ok, I’m not gonna lie to you; posting these pictures seemed like a much better idea when they were just thumbnails. (bauer griffin)