Natalia Proza In A Swimsuit For 138 Water

By Lex August 26, 2014 @ 1:19 PM

Natalia Proza In A Swimsuit For A 138 Water Photo Shoot In Malibu
The devious intergalactic ass inspecting colonizers from this phony 138 Water campaign are back and they’ve got Russian whores with them. There’s no known defense to Russian women born on the steppe and trained in the ancient brothels along the Irtysh river. We almost lost the cold war to the unchecked power of those ambitious whores. Now they’re being targeted on us by these demonic soul possessors from beyond the stars. Someday, you will recognize this bogus water marketing scheme for the human race ending cataclysm that it is. But you’ll probably have a Caucus mountains girls lips wrapped around your jimmy so you’ll simply not care. That’s how Earth goes dark.

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Natalia Proza Poses In A Bikini For A 138 Water Photo Shoot In Malibu

By Lex February 27, 2014 @ 12:27 PM

Natalia Proza Poses In A Bikini For A 138 Water Photo Shoot In Malibu

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138 Water Now Has a Body Snatcher Bus

By Lex November 11, 2013 @ 2:44 PM

138 Water Sponsors A Party Bus In Los Angeles
The completely fictitious bottled water company 138 Water upped the ante on their cult like deception by hiring skanky girls to ride around L.A. over the weekend in a signature party bus. The nightlife loving crazies who chose to climb up into the semi-truck were treated to five minutes of free booze and stripper club off the Interstate style entertainment, before being bound, gagged, and shipped off to Guangdong for body organ harvesting.

They’re growing. They’ve got a party bus. If you’re prone to nervous shrieking, now would be the time.

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Natalia Proza In A Wet T-Shirt For A Water Ad

By Lex August 07, 2013 @ 2:22 PM

Natalia Proza Models In A Wet T Shirt For 138 Water In Zuma, California
Hot Russian models come and they go. Sometimes, in cargo containers. But every now and then it’s worth stopping to smell the borscht. This girl Natalia Proza reminds me of the wet t-shirt contests during Spring Break where the pro girls would pretend to be co-eds as dudes named Spanky would pour pitchers of water over their tits. This is before corporate hacks like Red Bull and Mountain Dew took over and made sure you couldn’t really see any boobs and that underaged kids weren’t pounding beers in the audience. Those fuckers ruined Spring Break tits. I can’t tell if I’m reminiscing or just getting pissed off.

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