Natalie Dormer Should’ve Been GQ Woman of the Year

By Lex September 03, 2014 @ 12:51 PM

Natalie Dormer Opens Her Legs While Leaving GQ Awards
I’ll take a girl who accidentally flashes her panties over a woman who demands ten Armenian drams to cow punch her snatch any day. I prefer the mystery and the unexpected. Natalie Dormer fled the GQ Awards with her British counterparts when GQ leased their soul to Beelzebub and named Kim Kardashian Woman of the Year. This is the kind of social offense that used to lead to world wars. Natalie climbed into those deep seated cabs they employ in London so photographers can take pictures up girls dresses. Pretty fucking genius really.  I’d rip the trophy right out of Kim’s hands and hand it to Natalie if it weren’t for Kim’s iron tight grasp around anything shiny.

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Natalie Dormer Has Crazy Eyes

By Lex August 28, 2014 @ 2:03 PM

Natalie Dormer In Lingerie In The October 2014 Issue Of FHM
If you’ve never dated a woman with crazy eyes, you’re really missing out on one of life’s true risky pleasures. I don’t care if you scaled Everest using just your dick and a rubber band, until you’ve been with a woman who urges you to get some sleep while she stares catatonically at the kitchen knives, you’ve never really taken chances. If she asks you if you like her best friend, that’s just code for, how shall I sever your cock in your sleep? Because she doesn’t have any best friends. She worships the black raven that carries communiques from the Dark Lord in her head. Other women can see that. You were blinded by a chick who liked ropes in bed. Now your junk is in the garbage disposal and she ate your left eye for good measure. Regret only worsens behind an eye-patch.

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Natalie Dormer Camel Toe Is a Spiffy Trick

By Lex April 15, 2014 @ 3:54 PM

Natalie Dormer Camel Toe In Tights At The 2014 Virgin London Marathon
When you’ve awkwardly shaved your head and you’re wearing no makeup for cancer and you’ve got to run a full marathon for charity in front of a ton of cameras, hell, I’d show off my vagina too if I had one. I’d wear it as the family crest on my banner, proud deep sweaty lips to let the public know, hey, look down here, buddy. I’m not just a face that you remember looking so much better on TV. British people are super smart. If we all acted more British, there’d be less obvious swearing.

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Natalie Dormer Topless And Covered In The April 2014 Issue Of GQ

By Lex April 02, 2014 @ 1:21 PM

Natalie Dormer Topless And Covered In The April 2014 Issue Of GQ

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Natalie Dormer In Esquire

By Lex September 13, 2013 @ 10:15 AM

Natalie Dormer In Lingerie For The October 2013 Issue Of Esquire

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