Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman in Black Bikinis

These two chicks sell swimwear online. They visit popular beaches in matching bikinis waiting for cued up hunky boyfriends to run over and kiss them ferociously as men disturbingly do in porn when she still has your cum on her lips. This country has moved to a digital entrepreneurial economy.read more

Devin Brugman And Natasha Oakley Bikini Together And Shit Around The Web

Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley are a couple of hot model friends who like to hang out together in bikinis on a beach. I wouldn't mind being the meat in a Devin/Natasha bikini titty burger. That's the next Carl's Jr. top-seller right there. These makes life worth living. (TMZ) Nina Agdal shows off in lingerie. (Last Men On Earth) Margot Robbie and Alicia Vikander are topless in the Mr. Skin Minute. (Egotastic...read more

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman Bikinis In Miami

It's not entirely clear what's involved in operating your own online bikini store. Walking around Miami in bikinis seems to be one. Quickbooks familiarity and fucking the right people would probably be another. How do you tell your business partner her ass is getting fat? They didn't cover that at the Learning Annex. Photo Credit: FameFlynetread more

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman in Bikinis

I'd guffaw too if my job was to drink punch and hang out at the beach. These two bikini models strut around humid Miami until they work up a good genital sweat. The bikinis are then removed and transferred to hermetically sealed vinyl bags for shipment to school teachers and leading government officials for intoxicating whiffs. Can you actually smell overbite? If you have $250 and a PayPal account in good standing you...read more

Devin Brugman And Natasha Oakley in Bikinis

No kid in second grade announces they want to grow up to have a nice ass in a thong and make men jerk themselves into some very poor decisions, which is why teachers ought to make that decision for them. The Taiwanese start sifting the smart from the not so smart by age nine. The high test score kids go to the super schools and study calculus and wear thick glasses and the not so smarts get handed a broom or a tight...read more

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman in Bikinis

Men with sick jobs still feel the need to bitch about their work. Like pro ballplayers who whine about stress and travel and sore knees. Fuck you and the twins not your wife blowing you in your Bentley. Women never complain about their professional good fortune. They inherently understand what comes with making a living as a hot piece of ass. At some point, DiCaprio is going to walk into your shapely shadow and point...read more

Devin Brugman And Natasha Oakley In Bikinis

These two girls have ensconced themselves on the beach in Miami like Jimmy Buffett fans in Key West who realize being a teeth bleaching tech in Milwaukee sucks compared to drinking all day in a thatch covered booze shack by the beach. The one in white is hiding her overbite which just serves as a reminder how very attractive women are ever so fragile, though still entirely better off than unattractive women. Today is...read more

Natasha Oakley In A Bikini With a Coconut

I feel like it was just yesterday we saw Natasha Oakley on the beach in a bikini. It's quite possible she doesn't have a day job. Or this is her day job. In which case, good for her. I sat around on a beach once for a week and all I got were cops in cargo shorts harassing me and local shopkeepers threatening me in Lebanese. Or English, I was really drunk. It sounded Lebanese. Now George Clooney's going to write a...read more

Natasha Oakley In A Bikini

The older you get, the easier it is to lament how shit used to be much better. But it's rarely true. Oh, fuck no, people are becoming famous just for posting photos of their tits and ass in bikinis on Instagram. That's a bad thing I guess. Remember when people had to have real talent to become famous? Yeah, I don't either. And now we get to see their yabbos with one click of a button. I don't see how this is not a...read more

Natasha Oakley in A Bikini in Australia

There doesn't seem to be many job options for Australian girls outside of bikini model. I think there's also morning talk show host, beauty pageant contestant, and widow of Steve Irwin. That's the gamut. If you get the bikini model gig, you get to travel the world and eventually marry a dude with money in real estate. If you don't make it one of these prime categories, they just drop you Hunger Games in the bush and...read more

Natasha Oakley And Devin Brugman In Bikinis

Those bikini girls famous on Instagram are back again. I can't be bothered to figure out who is who. It's like people with identical kids. I'm sorry you pumped the missus full of hormones and zoygotes, but that doesn't make it my obligation to figure out which of your cross-eyed triplets is Kassidy. That's not even a real name. Obviously, if I had a chance at either of these girls, I'd learn their names, favorite...read more

Natasha Oakley in A Bikini

Natasha Oakley is a fashion blogger with some solid wardrobe advice for the young ladies. Like, try to have parents who are models, get yourself some great tubes, and live on a famous beach. It also helps if you have your days free to workout and tan. It's not the kind of fancy direction you might get from the cackling hens on The Fashion Police, but it's bound to get you to where you need to be fashion wise. Photo...read more