Tinder Improving NBA’s Level Of Play

March 23, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Home teams have a record low .574 winning percentage in the NBA this season, and one unidentified general manager has theorized it's because players are wasting much less time getting laid on the road and are therefore sleeping more... READ MORE

LeBron James Taking The NBA Down With Him

February 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

LeBron James and Kevin Hart hosted the NBA All-Star All-Style Fashion Show over All Star Weekend, where players competed for an award for being Best Dressed. This was widely considered an embarrassment to the NBA and the male race as... READ MORE

NBA Gives Donald Sterling the Death Penalty

April 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In what will be thoughtlessly lauded as a brave and precedent setting move, the comic book villainlooking new NBA commissioner gave Donald Sterling the Pete Rose styled lifetime ban from the NBA, fined him a shit ton of cash, and... READ MORE

why even pretend, Kanye?

May 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Some girls might be upset if there were pictures of their date pretending to listen to their dumb conversation but actually staring at their tits, but luckily for Kanye he dates Kim Kardashian, and any Hollywood starlet whose IMDb... READ MORE