Brian Grazer will produce the Oscars

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 1:30 AM

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Brian Grazer, one of the most accomplished and respected producers in Hollywood, has agreed to replace Brett Ratner as the producer for this years Oscar telecast. There’s still no host to replace the departed Eddie Murphy, but one of the top choices seems to be Neil Patrick Harris. Who will definitely rehearse if nothing else wink wink.

(source = hollywood reporter)

Monday headlines, with romance and fitness

By brendon June 27, 2011 @ 2:58 PM

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DAVE CHAPELLE – walked around NYC this weekend, and if you’re wondering what he’s been doing since he left ‘The Chapelle Show’, the answer apparently is, “millions of push-ups.” (flynet)

BRAVE – has a new brand new teaser trailer out today. It would seem next summers Pixar movie tells the timeless tale of Bear vs Ginger. (trailer addict)

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS – announced his engament to David Burtka on twitter this weekend, shortly after New York passed a law to allow gay marriage. It should be a beautiful ceremony, assuming God doesn’t smite the state under a shower of fire and brimstone first. (popeater)

DANIEL CRAIG AND RACHEL WEISZ – secretly got married in New York last Wednesday. They of course didn’t have to wait like Neil Patrick Harris did because their love isn’t an affront to our vengeful God. (daily mail)

JWOWW – and the cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ are back from filming season 4 in Italy, and being surrounded by all that beauty and culture must have been a life changing experience because yesterday she went to the gym with her tits on display. Oh wait never mind. (inf, splash)

Monday morning headlines

By brendon August 16, 2010 @ 11:53 AM

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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS – and his boyfriend will be having twins, one boy and one girl, via surrogate this October. I hope I’m wrong but the boy better learn how to fight immediately. (twitter, e!)

LINDSAY LOHAN – might be getting out of drug rehab and beginning outpatient care as early as this week, because doctors don’t believe her drug problems are as severe as first thought. They haven’t made a recommendation yet, but when they do the new judge, “will almost certainly go along with it.” It’s a big victory for Lindsay, except for the fact that she’s apparently so naturally stupid and irresponsible everyone just assumed she was a drug addict. (tmz)

HILARY DUFF – got married to NHL star Mike Comrie in Santa Barbara on Saturday, and I dare you to come up with a scenario that sounds more boring than that. (popeater)

FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER – because there’s bacon recipes now. (twitter)

JENNY MCCARTHY – hosted the Midsummer Night’s Dream at the Palms in Vegas on Saturday, and her tits and abs looked amazing. Giving dangerous and unqualified medical advice must be good exercise. (wenn)

neil patrick harris is a pro

By brendon September 21, 2009 @ 11:27 AM

I’ve never seen ‘Two and a Half Men’ but I still know it sucks and I hate it (even though they’ve had the good sense to guest cast Megan Fox and my beloved Paget Brewster, who is tied with Amy Poehler as the best comedy actress alive). It may seem presumptuous to hate something I’ve never seen, but I’ve never witnessed a family being burned alive in a car either and yet I’m confident when I say I bet it’s unpleasant.

Point being, Neil Patrick Harris probably should have won the Emmy for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy, so he was right to throw a hissy fit when he didn’t. This video (part 2 on the other side) is moments after he lost to Jon Cryer of ‘Two and a Half Men’.  I would have done the same thing, except with way more profanity and more than likely the N-word a few times because I get nervous in front of crowds and make inappropriate jokes.

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NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

By brendon October 29, 2007 @ 1:08 PM

Neil Patrick Harris went as some blood soaked clown at a Halloween party in Hollywood Saturday night, and it's the gold medal winner so far for costume of the year.  The gays are much better at Halloween because they're all theatrical and dramatic and they know how to use makeup.  I couldn't do this.  To be fair, I SHOULDN'T do this.  God didn't give me these pouty lips and hot ass just to hide them under some dopey disguise.