Nelly's Rape Charge Pales in Comparison to His Creepy Kid Serenading (VIDEO)

Watch as Nelly pulls a preteen girl from the crowd and sings to her while telling her how pretty she is while fondling her hair. read more

Surprisingly, Nelly Is Broke-Ass

I don't like to spin too many personal stories, because any guy who's fucked a Playmate will quickly top you and the game never ends and you inevitably lose. I did work with Nelly at the time he was crazy hot for nothing to do with musical talent. read more

Floyd Mayweather Hopeless Romantic

Floyd Mayweather's ex-fiancee Shantel Jackson is suing the shit out of him in between bouts of porking Nelly. Who says women can't get ahead in the world without getting punched in the head and fucking a rapper. Included in court documents are a marriage proposal... read more

Nelly Packing Meth

Nelly's tour bus was pulled over in Tennessee because police suspected there was no reason for Nelly to be on tour. Also, the bus was out of date on its Department of Transportation sticker 17A(3) which certifies you paid the government for sticker 17A(3) and you're an... read more

Cleveland Kidnap Victim Cheered On By Cleveland Concert Crowd (VIDEO)

You go, Cleveland. Amanda Berry was one of the three girls kept locked in the basement of Cleveland bus driver Ariel Castro's house for a decade. Which seemed really kind of impossible given all the police presence for crime on the block, nosey neighbors, relatives, and... read more


Las Vegas police are investigating a shooting at a strip club that was hosting a post NBA All-Star Game party.  Several celebrities were in attendance including rapper Nelly.  Eyewitnesses say a fight broke out after the celebrities threw thousands of dollar bills onto... read more