The NFL In More Trouble

December 18, 2017 | WTF | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The worse part about working for large corporations is being held accountable even after you clock out for the day. Escorts aren’t illegal and neither is porn but for some reason the public likes to shame men who like... READ MORE

Instagram Model Exposes NFL Coke Coach (VIDEO)

October 10, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sin City based Kijuana Nige outed Miami Dolphin’s offensive line coach Chris Foerster as an alleged coke head caught on camera. Doing lines and partying with the loose women of Las Vegas never ends well. But don’t tell that... READ MORE

Touch Your Downtown With Access to All of Mr. Skin for $4!

September 8, 2017 | advertisement | guest-post| 0 Comments

It's time to sit back, relax, and unzip, folks. 


Julio Jones Is Real Life Rose From Titanic

July 29, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Would a construction worker bring fine white garments to a site and expect to not get dirty? So why bring earrings the price of a small house with you jet skiing?


Bill Belichick Freedom Fighter

July 18, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you're over the age of 60 and Caucasian, chances are most people think you're racist. But Bill Belichick doesn't care about your feelings or what you think.


Viagra Pulls Out

July 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The NFL stands at risk of only making ten bazillion dollars next year in advertising as truck companies realize those Chevy real people not actors commercials are super creepy and Viagra and Cialis are now ditching football.


Yahoo Lied, People Died, Or Just Got Really Bored

October 27, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yahoo abides precisely because everybody errantly pronounces them dead. Like Jason. Or the Steelers every midseason. Yahoo partnered with the NFL over the weekend to stream the first ever pro football game online. The Jaguars versus the Bills live from London. I could... READ MORE

NFL Goes Deep On Domestic Violence (VIDEO)

January 28, 2015 | video | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In shocking overcompensation for badly mishandling of the Ray Rice situation, the NFL will air this ad during the first quarter of the Super Bowl . It’s part of their No More campaign to stop domestic violence and its... READ MORE

NFL Pounces on Ball Deflater Scum

January 27, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to the NFL, the New England Patriots under-pressurized balls from the AFC Championship Game were the result of a lone gunman. A locker room attendant who was seen on video tape taking the big bag of game balls... READ MORE

Football Is Violent (VIDEO)

January 12, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Apparently getting blacked out at noon and watching people spear each other can lead to violence. Especially when your team loses and the beers are three dollars. Your wife hates you. Take it out on the dude next to you wearing... READ MORE