Nick Cannon Upset With Travis Scott Over Super Bowl Performance

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Travis Scott went from Kanye West underling to being the sperm donor of a woman worth a billion dollars. All while releasing some of the most forgettable music in history. And now, according to Nick Canon, Travis has returned... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Told Pete Davidson To Propose To Ariana Grande, Mentioned Mariah Carey

June 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you read those four names in the headline, produced a massive wet burp, and didn't click on this post for fear of full-blown blowing chunks, congrats, you passed another test. Media outlets have been lactating all over themselves following... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Full Meltdown (VIDEO)

March 8, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It took over 30 years, but Nick Cannon has finally done something halfway interesting. This entailed him appearing to be hopped up on either booze or drugs or both and doing a bunch of weird shit such as finger... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Will Not Be Silenced

February 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon is perhaps the most blessed man in show business. He's not the only entertainer who's made a fortune despite not being able to point to any specific talent. He is the one perhaps that has fucked the... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Pro Mediocre Life

November 30, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There's a pretty great irony in the fact that the dumbest people on earth have the strongest opinions on partisan politics. Nick Cannon is apparently a comedian. Really? Let's see some of your best work. READ MORE

Nick Cannon Skips Voting to Make More Babies

November 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon has been very outspoken in his condemnation of the American political system for disenfranchising black citizens. Cannon is one of the many black voters who chose not to vote on November 8th out of protest for the... READ MORE

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Divorce

November 18, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have finalized their divorce, which is a polite thing to do if you're trying to get fifty million bucks out of another guy you weren't fucking. Carey reported making over twice as much money... READ MORE

Heidi Klum Mom of Four Tits Impressive

August 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Heidi Klum and Nick Cannon went to the Drake concert together. Heidi wore a dress that showed off her braless tits. Nick Cannon wore a tank top and his grandmother's antebellum black hair wrap. READ MORE

Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

August 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon posted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior. This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashion than pistols. Dudes... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Seems Fortunate

March 18, 2015 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s unclear what Nick Cannon does well outside of boning the right women. That might just be enough in this age of gender equality. Nick Cannon is currently nailing Jessica White, the SI model with nice yabbos. Cannon has... READ MORE


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