Nick Cannon Full Meltdown (VIDEO)

It took over 30 years, but Nick Cannon has finally done something halfway interesting. This entailed him appearing to be hopped up on either booze or drugs or both and doing a bunch of weird shit such as finger blast a doll which he was pretending was Nicki Minaj. read more

Nick Cannon Will Not Be Silenced

Nick Cannon is perhaps the most blessed man in show business. He's not the only entertainer who's made a fortune despite not being able to point to any specific talent. He is the one perhaps that has fucked the most connected women. Making babies with Mariah Carey is not... read more

Nick Cannon Pro Mediocre Life

There's a pretty great irony in the fact that the dumbest people on earth have the strongest opinions on partisan politics. Nick Cannon is apparently a comedian. Really? Let's see some of your best work. read more

Nick Cannon Skips Voting to Make More Babies

Nick Cannon has been very outspoken in his condemnation of the American political system for disenfranchising black citizens. Cannon is one of the many black voters who chose not to vote on November 8th out of protest for the fact that neither political party materially... read more

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Divorce

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have finalized their divorce, which is a polite thing to do if you're trying to get fifty million bucks out of another guy you weren't fucking. Carey reported making over twice as much money as Cannon, yet he is the only one who has to put... read more

Heidi Klum Mom of Four Tits Impressive

Heidi Klum and Nick Cannon went to the Drake concert together. Heidi wore a dress that showed off her braless tits. Nick Cannon wore a tank top and his grandmother's antebellum black hair wrap. read more

Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

Nick Cannon posted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior. This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashion than pistols. Dudes used to care about whiskey and... read more

Nick Cannon Seems Fortunate

It's unclear what Nick Cannon does well outside of boning the right women. That might just be enough in this age of gender equality. Nick Cannon is currently nailing Jessica White, the SI model with nice yabbos. Cannon has publicly denied he's seeing anybody, because his... read more

Nick Cannon and Amber Rose Working Magic

The island of misfit toys production of dumped spouses with very hidden talents had Nick Cannon DJing at a nightclub in Las Vegas with Amber Rose at his side. The two discussed the tribulations of being ass puppets for more successful partners and how far buffed body... read more

Nick Cannon Lets Shoes Do The Talking

Nick Cannon is rocking a pair of $2million dollar diamond studded shoes on America's Got Talent, because aside from talent, America's also got serious issues with consumerism. This stunt gives your average low physical activity viewer a chance to marvel at how truly... read more

Nick Cannon Is Still Bragging About Kim Kardashian

"Whiteface" pioneer Nick Cannon went on the Howard Stern show yesterday to talk about the nonstop shitstorm that he's been brewing for himself, starting with his idiotic whiteface routine and leading up to his list of famous sexual conquests. Despite being married to ... read more

Nick Cannon Knows Humor

Nick Cannon provided fodder for people who like to talk about anything to do with race because mimicking decades old, retread social commentary is their comfort zone. Nick donned white face for a fictional character he created called Connor Smallnut, because the first... read more