Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

Nick Cannonposted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior.This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashionthan pistols. Dudes used to care about whiskey and pussy. Now it's lining up shoes like you're one of those dull kids who obsesses over his toys and nobody wants to play with. Sounds like an apt...

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Nick Cannon Seems Fortunate

It's unclear what Nick Cannon does well outside of boning the right women. That might just be enough in this age of gender equality. Nick Cannon is currently nailing Jessica White, the SI model with nice yabbos. Cannon has publicly denied he's seeing anybody, because his suitcase full of Mariah Carey divorce cash has yet to be delivered. Also, he's super busy: I'm not dating anyone ... I don't have time ... I'm trying...read more

Nick Cannon and Amber Rose Working Magic

The island of misfit toys production of dumped spouses with very hidden talents had Nick Cannon DJing at a nightclub in Las Vegas with Amber Rose at his side. The two discussed the tribulations of being ass puppets for more successful partners and how far buffed body parts might get you in life on your own. Then they snorted a few rails and cried about their children whose names didn't come easily. The music never...

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Nick Cannon Lets Shoes Do The Talking

Nick Cannon is rocking a pair of $2million dollar diamond studded shoes on America's Got Talent, because aside from talent, America's also got serious issues with consumerism. This stunt gives your average low physical activity viewer a chance to marvel at how truly happy Cannon must be with his leased props as they ignore their former loved ones and stuff refrigerated Taco Bell Crunchwraps into their gobs. The shoes...

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Nick Cannon Is Still Bragging About Kim Kardashian

"Whiteface" pioneer Nick Cannon went on the Howard Stern show yesterday to talk about the nonstop shitstorm that he's been brewing for himself, starting with his idiotic whiteface routine and leading up to his list of famous sexual conquests. Despite being married to Mariah Carey and having children with her, Nick bragged last week that he slept with, among other C-listers, Kim Kardashian, and he thought that was cool...

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Nick Cannon Knows Humor

Nick Cannon provided fodder for people who like to talk about anything to do with race because mimicking decades old, retread social commentary is their comfort zone. Nick donned white face for a fictional character he created called Connor Smallnut, because the first sign of inventive comedy is a silly character name. Nick posted the Connor Smallnut photo to Instagram with a whole bunch of hashtags to promote his new...

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Mariah Carey Got The Good Painkillers (VIDEO)

Mariah Carey had to take an unexpected trip to the hospital last week after she fell over during the filming of the music video for her latest single "#Beautiful" (hashtag intended because she's so hip) and injured her shoulder. Of the injury, Mariah's personal assistant and husband, Nick Cannon, originally told the Today Show that it was really serious, in order to emphasize how brave she was for eventually returning...

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Mariah Carey spent Valentines Day on twitter

If there was any doubt that Mariah Carey was gonna be on her twitter all last night to document that her Valentines Day was more fantastic than yours, than I guess you've never heard of Mariah Carey because of course she did that. Though to be honest it looked kinda shitty and unoriginal, which is to be expected because she's married to Nick Cannon, and Nick Cannon is a complete fucking moron. The only good part was...

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Nick Cannon quit his radio show

Nick Cannon was hospitalized for the third time in three months over the weekend (the first two times for kidney failure, this time for blood clots) and today announced he will quit his weekday morning radio show. He is expected to remain as host of 'America's Got Talent' when it returns this summer however, because it's not as if he could be any worse at that than he already is. The LA Times says... "Under doctors'...

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Nick Cannon is in the hospital

Mariah Carey went on her twitter page this morning and posted a picture of her and her husband Nick Cannon in a hospital bed in Aspen as he recovers from a mild kidney failure. She explained more over on her blog: "We're trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. They tried to kick me out of the hospital but here I am pon de bed with...

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Mariah Carey is still under investigation by child welfare

Last Thursday, Nick Canon told Piers Morgan that he and Mariah Carey were visited by child protective services because someone told them that Mariah was drinking while breast feeding their new twins. The truth is she wasn't, Mariah did nothing wrong, and this simple formality would have been quickly resolved except that Nick Cannon is an asshole. He told Morgan... "It all started when a nurse suggested to my wife that...

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as expected, Mariah Carey gave her kids dumb names

Mariah Carey gave birth to twins over the weekend, but so far she and her husband Nick Cannon have been real coy about revealing their names. Until now. I don't know about you, but I'm on pins and needles. CNN says... Their son is named Moroccan Scott Cannon. Scott is Nick's middle name, as well as his grandmother's maiden name. The top tier of Mariah's New York City apartment is called the Moroccan Room, because of...

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Monday morning headlines

MARIAH CAREY - gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It's entirely possible she's now married to Al Sharpton. (thr) JUSTIN BIEBER - had eggs thrown at him in Australia this weekend. Eggs? Is there a battery shortage down...

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Monday morning headlines

JESSICA SIMPSON - sang with a group of U.S. combat veterans last week in NYC for an upcoming holiday special, but her dad Joe cut it because the vets wore camouflage, and he thought they clashed with what Jessica wore. If Joe wanted Jess to look good, the vets should have dressed up as Twinkie the Kid. Fatties face would have been beaming. (popeater) CHELSEA HANDLER - went on twitter and said Nick Cannon wasn't funny,...

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Mariah Carey admits she's pregnant. Sort of.

Way back on June 2nd, the rumors began that Mariah Carey was pregnant, but she never said anything about it, and then it all sort of died down. Until this weekend that is, during a concert in Brazil (pictured above), when she looked slightly fatter than normal and the rumors kicked up all over again. Her husband Nick Cannon refuses to address it on his radio show, because that would be something interesting to talk...

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