Nicki Minaj’s Music Looks Good

By Lex July 24, 2014 @ 1:28 PM

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Nicki Minaj new contribution to the musical lexicon of humanity is called Anaconda. It’s a snake. It’s also a cock. I’m pretty good at interpreting sexually suggestive metaphors. For instance, I’m looking at Nicki Minaj squatting on an imaginary anaconda in her thong and I interpret that to mean her music sucks. I also interpret that nobody gives a shit because look at that ass. Yes, it’s grotesque even post Photoshop, but there’s something genuinely appealing as well. It’s like chorizo. I know it’s pig entrails and lips, but it’s gotten hold of some part of me that wants to bend it over the sofa and let loose the dogs of war. Nicki Minaj’s ass I mean. I guess the chorizo too. I do love that horrific crap.

Photo Credit: Nicki Minaj/Instagram

Nicki Minaj Casts Shade Or Some Fucked Up Nonsense Like That

By Lex July 01, 2014 @ 3:43 PM

Nicki Minaj And Iggy Azalea Feud
The primary fallout from Nicki Minaj’s credibility attack on Iggy Azalea during the BET Awards was for mainstream news outlets to use the slang ‘casting shade’ in reporting their stories. Nicki was obviously referring to Australian rapper Iggy Azalea when she highlighted the fact that her epic lyrics come straight from her inner muse. Iggy’s raps maybe come from paid for hire writers like T.I.

When you hear Nicki Minaj spit, Nicki Minaj wrote it.

Sure, invite the token white rapper to perform then pile on because she can’t match your urban iambic pentameter about niggas and Bentleys. Whoa, bitch be casting shade. Rap feuds were so much better when people shot each other. Slow death by broken English rant is inhumane.

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Nicki Minaj In A See Through Top And Nipple Pasties Heading To Her Concert In NYC

By Lex June 02, 2014 @ 10:36 AM

Nicki Minaj In A See Through Top And Nipple Pasties Heading To Her Concert In NYC

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Nicki Minaj’s Breasts Made Another Music Video

By Travis March 17, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Ever the caring provider and girl with huge breasts, Nicki Minaj posted a series of photos from her new music video shoot for the song “Senile” on Instgram yesterday, and they actually answer some very important questions about the state of the music industry. For example, did you know that music artists still make videos? Apparently they do even though it’s a stupid waste of money since people barely have the attention spans to listen to entire songs anymore, and most of the visual storytelling of music videos has been replaced by a dick-measuring contest to show off fancy, expensive objects and very little actual talent. So why in the world would Nicki bother making a music video if nobody gives a shit about them? Because tits tits tits, titty tits tits tits tits, pay the lady her money now.

Nicki Minaj Shares Her Bikini Pictures from Mexico

By Lex March 11, 2014 @ 3:29 PM

Nicki Minaj In A Bikini On Vacation In Cabo San Lucas
With Daylight Savings Time it’s been nearly twenty-three actual hours since Nicki Minaj shared photos of herself. She’s usually showering or rehearsing for work or taking a dump off-camera. Sometimes I feel like I’m living with Nicki Minaj, besides the sole benefit that would make such an arrangement tolerable.

Photo Credit: Nicki Minaj/Instagram

Nicki Minaj Is Completely Natural

By Lex March 06, 2014 @ 5:46 PM

Nicki Minaj Topless And Covered In The Shower
Nicki Minaj is desperate to refute criticisms that her alluring looks are a by-product of cakes of makeup and showy wardrobe. She’s out to prove  that she looks amazing makeup free. It’s a bold move for a celebrity to show themselves on social media without any cosmetics, you know, other than the nose job and the big fake titties and a few other surgical touch ups to serve as a buffer against harsh judgement. What else can you say but bravo, and can you show us how you lather up your stinky parts?

Photo Credit: Nicki Minaj/Instagram