Nicki Minaj’s Breasts Made Another Music Video

By Travis March 17, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

Ever the caring provider and girl with huge breasts, Nicki Minaj posted a series of photos from her new music video shoot for the song “Senile” on Instgram yesterday, and they actually answer some very important questions about the state of the music industry. For example, did you know that music artists still make videos? Apparently they do even though it’s a stupid waste of money since people barely have the attention spans to listen to entire songs anymore, and most of the visual storytelling of music videos has been replaced by a dick-measuring contest to show off fancy, expensive objects and very little actual talent. So why in the world would Nicki bother making a music video if nobody gives a shit about them? Because tits tits tits, titty tits tits tits tits, pay the lady her money now.

Nicki Minaj Shares Her Bikini Pictures from Mexico

By Lex March 11, 2014 @ 3:29 PM

Nicki Minaj In A Bikini On Vacation In Cabo San Lucas
With Daylight Savings Time it’s been nearly twenty-three actual hours since Nicki Minaj shared photos of herself. She’s usually showering or rehearsing for work or taking a dump off-camera. Sometimes I feel like I’m living with Nicki Minaj, besides the sole benefit that would make such an arrangement tolerable.

Photo Credit: Nicki Minaj/Instagram

Nicki Minaj Is Completely Natural

By Lex March 06, 2014 @ 5:46 PM

Nicki Minaj Topless And Covered In The Shower
Nicki Minaj is desperate to refute criticisms that her alluring looks are a by-product of cakes of makeup and showy wardrobe. She’s out to prove  that she looks amazing makeup free. It’s a bold move for a celebrity to show themselves on social media without any cosmetics, you know, other than the nose job and the big fake titties and a few other surgical touch ups to serve as a buffer against harsh judgement. What else can you say but bravo, and can you show us how you lather up your stinky parts?

Photo Credit: Nicki Minaj/Instagram

The Nicki Minaj Tit Harness Is Festive

By Lex November 01, 2013 @ 12:06 PM

Nicki Minaj Posts Photos Of Herself In Nipple Pasties And Harness To Instagram
I hate when you have to ask somebody what their Halloween costume is supposed to be. Batman I get. You’re the tenth Miley Cyrus twerking from the VMAs at the party. Got it. But I tire quickly of the guy who has to explain that he’s the broken Obamacare website or the chick who is her bipolar mother at 35 when she used to give her forced colonics. I know what Nicki Minaj is. She’s a girl with big tits and a great need for attention who isn’t allowed to show her nipples. It’s even more obvious than Batman.

Photo Credit: Nicki Minaj/Instagram

Nicki Minaj Shows Off at Kmart

By Lex October 16, 2013 @ 5:15 PM

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Cleavage At The Launch Of The Nicki Minaj Collection At KMart In Los Angeles
There’s nothing Nicki Minaj can do that’s so cheesy that I still don’t want to feel her up like a blind man does the face of a long lost loved one. Kmart, a pink Lamborghini,gold chains. I’m completely down. She could cut a shart in her skin tight stretch pants and I’d be no less eager to dive into a bit of fetid Nicki. The more tawdry and disturbing tales of her past sexual history, the more I want to make her my very bad idea girlfriend who leaves me with nothing but regret and a debilitating disease. This is the pure raw power of tits and ass.

Photo Credit: Getty, Nicki Minaj/Instagram, WENN

Nicki Minaj Makes Forbes Cash Kings List, Flashes Her Tit to Celebrate

By Lex September 25, 2013 @ 2:07 PM

Nicki Minaj Flashes Her Boob And Posts Photos On Instagram
Nicki Minaj made $29 million in the past year, the only hip hop artist with boobs to crack the Top 10 Cash Kings list on Forbes annual ranking of black dudes in baseball hats with funny names making bank.

“I’ve never been afraid to walk into the boy’s club. Ever. Ever, ever, ever.” — Nicki Minaj to Forbes.

Nicki celebrated her honor by flashing her tit and posting it on Instagram. Another secret to cracking the boy’s club. Don’t be afraid to show off your tits. Ever ever ever.

Photo Credit: Nicki Minaj/Instagram