Nicki Minaj Posts Nip Slip To Instagram

By Lex February 18, 2015 @ 1:28 PM

Nicki Minaj Posts Nip Slip To Instagram
That looks a lot like Derek Jeter and Nicki Minaj’s nipple. Two things that could use a good humility punch in the areola. I wasn’t really sure how short and unnecessary Nicki Minaj was until I saw her standing next to a professional athlete. She wouldn’t be all that hard to pack in a crate and load onto a cargo ship for Paraguay. It’s landlocked, so the last few miles might be bumpy. She’ll probably freestyle a few sweet beats about the journey. We’ll find them scratched onto her ankle when we open up the crate and start pointing fingers over who forgot to drill the air holes.

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Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Tits to Bitch About Men

By Lex February 03, 2015 @ 8:47 AM

Nicki Minaj Wears A See Through Outfit At A Secret Show For Bud Light
Bud Light sponsored one of their Whatever Happens party before the Super Bowl in Phoenix. Whatever Happens is where you pretend Bud Light is a precursor to some of life’s more memorable evenings. Sort of like most great Hemingway novels begin at El Pollo Loco. Nicki Minaj was the surprise musical guest flashing all kinds of titty and ranting about how men are disloyal cheating fucks. Which is true, but not something you want to be lectured about while the hardest thing you have to drink is watered down 4.2 beer. Lots of guys heckled Minaj until they realized that being at a Bud Light party was in fact the most memorable evenings of their lives so they went back to the Ramada to hang themselves. Whatever Happens.

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Nicki Minaj Rolling Stone Outtakes

By Lex January 08, 2015 @ 8:40 AM

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Rolling Stone magazine apparently has outtakes. This is not to be confused with retractions, like after misleading rape accusations. This is content by Terry Richardson. A guy a bunch of young models claimed ear raped them. There, that’s not confusing.

Nicki Minaj did the cover of Rolling Stone recently because she’s very popular and has enormous tits and ass. Also, because I think she has a friend who knows a guy there. These are the photos that didn’t make the cut, including one of Uncle Terry in the victim shots he meticulously keeps like Dexter. One day we’ll all look back and say how the hell did we miss this because that’s just what people do.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson

Nicki Minaj’s Ex Is Troubled (VIDEO)

By Matt December 22, 2014 @ 7:19 AM

The miserably failed rapper known as SB Stunts better known as Safree Samuels better known as Nicki Minaj’s ex has been telling his friends he is suicidal over their break up. This is according to TMZ who that shitty friend of yours probably works for. At least he’d drop a dime on you for free Subway for life. Samuels and Minaj had been in a relationship for 12 years, meaning there’s a decent chance she was hot and still looked like human person when they met. Those who pursue a career in rap live by a different standard than your neighbors with the nice lattice. One doesn’t support the other financially working a catering gig while the other is out sucking record producer’s dicks in the bathroom at the same party. Or maybe that’s what happened.

It’s difficult to know if Samuels is suicidal over breaking up with Minaj or if he just saw her as a last vestige to garnering a record contract. She clearly has a lot of power in the recording business. At least until she’s obsolete next spring or when a cock is implanted in her mouth. This is the sweet spot where she figured she’d cash in since you never will. Keep your head up, Samuels. I guarantee your rebound sex will be better than Minaj constantly bitching about you damaging her framework of implants. On the rap thing you’re probably fucked.

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip Frightens Bravo Audience

By Lex December 18, 2014 @ 8:58 AM

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip On Watch What Happens Live
There’s no safer place to have your tits start falling out of your top than an Andy Cohen show. It’s not like Cosby who’s going to dash for his espresso machine and specially marked beans. Your virtue is safe here, Nicki. We only call this station Bravo because NancyGaySpectacleHour was already taken. Now watch my giant bleached white teeth guffaw with laughter as you share an musing anecdote my producers helped you rehearse. This is where magic happens.

Photo Credit: Getty/Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Curves In Lingerie For Complex

By Lex November 19, 2014 @ 8:56 AM

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Curves In Lingerie For Complex

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