Still, as risqué and provocative as Nicki claims and pretends to be, this is pretty tame. By this point in her career, Lil Kim was probably letting guys give her steamers, so Nicki needs to stay ahead of the curve if she wants to avoid looking like an Asian Little Richard by the time she’s 39.
Ellenie Galestian is probably best known by people in Los Angeles because her song “Play in L.A.” has made the regular rotation at Lakers and Clippers games, but she’s probably not as well-known anywhere, which is a shame because she seems to be very talented. She performed yesterday in Hollywood at the KIIS FM single release party for Nicki Minaj’s “High School”, and it’s clear that Ellenie is the real star in this story.
I don’t know which song she performed, but I’m guessing it was either “Gang Bang in Express” or “Take That, Dad” based on these images from the show. All I know is that Adele’s days are numbered, and she needs to stop relying on petty things like “talent” when girls like Ellenie are looking to take over the music business.
Nothing but respect for a girl who can use her knockers to make a living. A good living at that. All women have them, but only a few know how to milk them, as it were. In her latest obviously hatched publicity stunt to get more attention for her tits, Nicki Minaj staged a bikini peek of her bad boys while shooting her ‘High School’ music video featuring the sort of still alive Lil Wayne. How staged was the flash? Enough so that they censored the video on the spot with stars so you can’t really see her bare boobs. I guess I take back that part about nothing but respect.
Here’s Nicki also using her pasties-covered tits to make you watch her ‘Freaks’ music video. I’m sensing a theme…
Right after I compared Amanda Bynes to Nicki Minaj yesterday, I felt rather shitty, for Nicki Minaj. Just look at Nicki blasting herself off on Twitter yesterday. She’s a definite thang.
While Amanda Bynes spirals toward Margot Kidder dumpster diving land, Nicki Minaj is only blowing up bigger. Literally. I think her ass and tits are swelling with pride, or whatever chemical compounds Dow is now using in their female pride product lines. Also, Nicki looks pretty hot. If you can get past that little Jiminy Cricket in the back of your brain telling you she just might be a dude. (You know that Jiminy is there for a reason. Don’t try to drown his ass in Red Stripes.)
Most likely, Nicki is just a hot chick. Here’s some photos of her big personalities:
NICKI MINAJ – called Mariah Carey a “bitch” during last nights premiere of ‘American Idol’. And also before the premiere, after the premiere, and every other time Mariah Careys name has ever come up. (radar)
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT – will film some nude scenes for her show ‘The Client List’ on Lifetime, but it’s pointless because they will then blur everything before the broadcast so you wont actually see her naked. I bet her boyfriend wishes he could do that. (enquirer)
SHARON OSBORNE – started a small fire in her Beverly Hills home last night after falling asleep with some candles burning. Someone should really invent a candle that has a layer of smelling salts like half way down. (tmz)
AL PACINO – will play Joe Paterno in a movie called ‘Happy Valley’ for director Brian DePalma. No word yet on who might be interested in the Jerry Sandusky role, but they should probably be arrested immediately. (huff post)
KATE UPTON – is in a white bikini in the new GQ, but there’s just the one picture, because why would anyone be interested in something like that.
There were rumors that Mariah Carey didn’t want ‘American Idol’ to hire Nicki Minaj as a judge because the two didn’t get along. According to this footage from the auditions in Charlotte yesterday, those rumors were 100 percent true.
Nicki: “…and if you’ve got a fucking problem, handle it. I told them I’m not fuckin’ putting up with her fucking highness over there. Figure it the fuck out. Figure it out.” Mariah: “Oh why, WHYYYY do I have a three year old sitting around me?” Nicki: “I’m not gonna sit here every fucking minute to have you come down and harass me every minute everyday.” Mariah: “I can’t see my kids, because you decided to act like a little crazy bitch and go all around the stage.” Nicki: “Good. Go see them now, go see them now, you’re boring as fuck, you’re boring as fuck.”
Well, not to choose sides, but acting like royalty and being boring as fuck does seem like something Mariah Carey would do.