no one has any idea who the new American Idol judges are

By brendon August 21, 2012 @ 3:41 PM

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Despite Us magazine saying Nicki Minaj is all set to be a judge on ‘American Idol’, apparently it’s not all set, nothing is all set, and no one even knows how many judges there will be, much less who they are.

The Hollywood Reporter says a four person panel with Carey, Minaj, country star Keith Urban and Latin, um, person Enrique Iglesias is a very likely scenario, People mentions Minaj, Iglesias and Nick Jonas, while TMZ is now reporting that Kanye West has been approached too. But he would cost at least as much as Carey, which is $18 million a season.

Oh and Carey reportedly threw a hissy fit yesterday about Minaj because she doesn’t want to share the spotlight with another girl. Meaning Minaj is no lock.

So the only thing we know for sure is that ‘Idol’ wants big stars, because those cost the most money and almost definitely have nothing interesting to say. That’s clearly the best way to make a TV show. “Sure the show was boring,” Fox executives will say. “But at least we threw away lots of money on it.”

(image source of carey filming ‘the butler’ in new orleans today = fame/flynet)

Nicki Minaj is the second new American Idol judge

By brendon August 20, 2012 @ 3:47 PM

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Though it was just reported 12 days ago that ‘American Idol’ producers wanted Sean Combs to replace Steven Tyler and join Mariah Carey as a judge next season, two sources now tell Us.com that Nicki Minaj is all but official.

“I’m not sure the deal is completely done yet, but yes, she is definitely doing it,” one insider reveals. “A few more slight things to sign off on but it is happening.”
A second source says (she’s) “100% confirmed to judge American Idol.” FOX and Minaj had no comment when contacted by Us.

Wow! What a moment this is! Nicki Minaj! On American Idol! I was just at Starbucks and everyone is talking about it, people are honking their car horns, everybody’s cheering. This must be what the country felt like when Germany surrendered to end World War II!

Nicki Minaj in a Bikini

By author March 15, 2012 @ 4:30 PM

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Welcome to only the second time Nicki Minaj has ever gotten her own post here. The first was when she said good morning to America using her nipples and now she’s wearing a bikini with a bottom made of enough fabric to tarp a boat. Note that none of this has to do with her inexplicably popular music or the fact that she’s ever done anything newsworthy other than being mostly naked in public. That being said, I’m sure upon reading this her publicist set to lubing the inside of her bra so we’ll be seeing her real soon.

(Image Source = Fame/Flynet, Splash News)

Nicki Minaj had a little slip

By brendon August 05, 2011 @ 1:39 PM

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Nicki Minaj performed on Good Morning America this morning as part of their Summer Concert Series, and there was almost no point during her song when her nipple wasn’t showing. So it went horribly but who the hell thought this was a good idea anyway? Do Nicki Minaj and Good Morning America really share the same audience? It would be like having Justin Bieber play at Sturgis.