Nicki Minaj is being sued by a an electronic dance music artist from Chicago who claims Nicki’s Starship song was a blatant ripoff of his tune Neu Chicago, which just by its title sounds pretentious and metrosexual and I refuse to investigate. These copyright cases tend not to win or they get settled for some lesser amount, mostly I just wanted a chance to show off Nicki’s boobs again after that story a couple days ago where Gucci Mane said Nicki could do crazy ass sex tricks with her mouth. Of course, so can most electronic dance music artists, so she better watch out for more ripoff claims.
For those who don’t follow the Southern rap scenes as closely as I absolutely don’t, Gucci Mane is a drug addled semi-literate rapper who was most recently arrested for smashing a champagne bottle over the head of a fan. But when any dude goes online and says, oh by the way, I nailed Nicki Minaj, and Monica, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, and Fantasia, you’ve got to pay a little attention. Or, at least, try to figure out what the hell he’s actually trying to say. See if you can interpret his Twitter-bonics:
Me and waka fuckk nikki minaj dats nothing. Nikki minaj can do a trick with her mouth ask waka?
Did I put nikki n 50 dollar room then let her move in. Then help her get an apartment im a fool 4 a bubble butt but I hate assshots fake ho.
When Nikki got wind of the accusations, if they are accusations, because these could actually be compliments and I’d have no fucking way to know that, Nikki made some references to Gucci Mane needing some help with a drug habit. Gucci Mane took unusual offense.
Tell. Her intervention my dick in her throat I moved dat bitch to atl. Bitch u sleepin n d car. Bitch I pulled dat bitch off wayne bus.
I guess Nicki took offense at Gucci’s sloppy grammar and decided to end the clash with a slick verse.
Career aint goin nowhere like horses in da stable/ bitch I’m in the mansion, flossin, clickin cable
After taking that rhyme in his busted up grill, Gucci Mane changed subjects and talked about wanting to nail Rihanna and T.I’s wife and some other shit that if it doesn’t find him dead by the end of the week, will only prove that this Gucci Mane character is the last ballsy guy in rap.
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Nickin Minaj posts a lot of self-shots to her Instagram account, as she likes to show off her various modeling faces, including “confused,” “bothered,” “a little sleepy” and “pissing in an alley.” But yesterday, she stepped her game up a little by posting a topless shot with just her hair covering her nipples, and it was pretty nice of her, I guess.
Still, as risqué and provocative as Nicki claims and pretends to be, this is pretty tame. By this point in her career, Lil Kim was probably letting guys give her steamers, so Nicki needs to stay ahead of the curve if she wants to avoid looking like an Asian Little Richard by the time she’s 39.
Ellenie Galestian is probably best known by people in Los Angeles because her song “Play in L.A.” has made the regular rotation at Lakers and Clippers games, but she’s probably not as well-known anywhere, which is a shame because she seems to be very talented. She performed yesterday in Hollywood at the KIIS FM single release party for Nicki Minaj’s “High School”, and it’s clear that Ellenie is the real star in this story.
I don’t know which song she performed, but I’m guessing it was either “Gang Bang in Express” or “Take That, Dad” based on these images from the show. All I know is that Adele’s days are numbered, and she needs to stop relying on petty things like “talent” when girls like Ellenie are looking to take over the music business.
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Nothing but respect for a girl who can use her knockers to make a living. A good living at that. All women have them, but only a few know how to milk them, as it were. In her latest obviously hatched publicity stunt to get more attention for her tits, Nicki Minaj staged a bikini peek of her bad boys while shooting her ‘High School’ music video featuring the sort of still alive Lil Wayne. How staged was the flash? Enough so that they censored the video on the spot with stars so you can’t really see her bare boobs. I guess I take back that part about nothing but respect.
Here’s Nicki also using her pasties-covered tits to make you watch her ‘Freaks’ music video. I’m sensing a theme…
Right after I compared Amanda Bynes to Nicki Minaj yesterday, I felt rather shitty, for Nicki Minaj. Just look at Nicki blasting herself off on Twitter yesterday. She’s a definite thang.
While Amanda Bynes spirals toward Margot Kidder dumpster diving land, Nicki Minaj is only blowing up bigger. Literally. I think her ass and tits are swelling with pride, or whatever chemical compounds Dow is now using in their female pride product lines. Also, Nicki looks pretty hot. If you can get past that little Jiminy Cricket in the back of your brain telling you she just might be a dude. (You know that Jiminy is there for a reason. Don’t try to drown his ass in Red Stripes.)
Most likely, Nicki is just a hot chick. Here’s some photos of her big personalities: