Nicki Minaj Nip Slip Frightens Bravo Audience

By Lex December 18, 2014 @ 8:58 AM

Nicki Minaj Nip Slip On Watch What Happens Live
There’s no safer place to have your tits start falling out of your top than an Andy Cohen show. It’s not like Cosby who’s going to dash for his espresso machine and specially marked beans. Your virtue is safe here, Nicki. We only call this station Bravo because NancyGaySpectacleHour was already taken. Now watch my giant bleached white teeth guffaw with laughter as you share an musing anecdote my producers helped you rehearse. This is where magic happens.

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Nicki Minaj Shows Off Curves In Lingerie For Complex

By Lex November 19, 2014 @ 8:56 AM

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Curves In Lingerie For Complex

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Nicki Minaj Sexist Shames the Media

By Lex November 05, 2014 @ 2:06 PM


When girls with big tits and asses say shit that doesn’t make much sense just nod your head knowingly. You can’t win a fight. You don’t even want one. Nicki Minaj is calling out the media for calling her out for shaking her big injected can cakes like a Manilla port hooker in her Anaconda video:

You’re talking about newspeople who don’t even know anything about hip-hop culture. It’s so disrespectful for them to even comment on something they have no idea about. They don’t say anything when they’re watching the Victoria’s Secret show and seeing boobs and thongs all day. Why? Shame on them. Shame on them for commenting on “Anaconda” and not commenting on the rest of the oversexualized business

Shame seems a bit harsh. I’m pretty sure Victoria’s Secret is actually selling those thongs, whereas we’re all pretending you’re selling music.  All these self-righteous cries from overly sexualized music artists ignore the fact they are counting on being ripped in the media to make them cool enough for teens. They know this full well and if they should ever forget, there’s a label publicity staffer on hand to remind them to say inanely controversial things about racism, sexism, and their powerful vaginas.

The day the mainstream media accepts you as a music artist is the moment you should put out your Greatest Hits Album and head to the Bahamas to live out the rest of your days making love to island men and building shelters for the poor from your implant remains.

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Nicki Minaj’s Tits Denied Access to High School

By Lex September 15, 2014 @ 10:38 AM

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Underboob At Club In Paris
All Nicki Minaj ever wanted to do was give back. Inflate her tits and ass to well beyond the recommended PSI, then inspire young people to follow their dreams as well. But they just wouldn’t let her. Nicki’s former performance arts high school in New York turned down her offer to come speak to the student body in what would’ve been an intimate event with Nicki, a few camera crews, and the entire student body being hit with Anaconda plugs.



Nicki says Shaking My Head but I think we all know that’s not completely accurate. Now the students of LaGuardia Performing Arts will go without inspiration and probably never take the stage in a hit Broadway musical or running their penitentiary’s therapeutic dramatic arts program. Not to mention the one straight guy in the school won’t get to see Nicki’s tits in person. Actions have consequences. Usually. This one actually not so much.

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Nicki Minaj Is All About the Music

By Matt August 27, 2014 @ 7:50 AM


Nicki Minaj reportedly wanted MTV to film her VMA appearance in a way that would earn it a TV-MA rating. The network shot instead for a TV-14 which clearly excludes the massively spread labia Nicki had planned in order to be this year’s Miley. MTV focused on Minaj’s upper body while she had her legs up in a birthing position for no apparent reason. The performance was so tame it didn’t even turn heads at the Parents Television Council, an organization which exists solely to be offended:

“It wasn’t as racy as we were anticipating. What we were expecting to see was what was in the video — a guy up on the stage and her performing lap dances. Her costume was less revealing during the VMAs than it was in the music video. The elements were there, but the most offensive content was edited out. Whether Nicki Minaj had anything to do with that or MTV or network standards and practices, I don’t know, but we were relieved to see that it wasn’t as bad as it might have been.”

Its a sad day when you desperately want to come off as provocative and the old cronies from Footloose yawn in your face. Minaj should start performing with a dildo in her stink, pink, and maw to really make sure the cameras have nowhere to go but sexualized content. There’s no reason why the VMAs can’t serve as the proper forum to talk to your kids about where rapper bastard babies come from.

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Nicki Minaj Lies About Wardrobe Malfunction

By Matt August 25, 2014 @ 2:19 PM


Nicki Minaj has been steadily denying her staged and yawn worthy dress malfunction at the VMA Awards was done on purpose. Minaj must be aware that having your dress slip off is exponentially more embarrassing when you admit you did it on purpose to draw attention away from your vapid stage performance. She has offered vehement denials about the stunt, even though several people saw her rehearsing it beforehand. It was actually kind of hot the way she appeared vulnerable and exposed until you realized it was on purpose which just made it kind of cheap and rapey. Its like finding out the Charles Dickens back story on your favorite porn star and the suspension of reality becomes more and more difficult. Minaj’s claim that she ran out of time to zip up the dress while changing is more than suspicious. Unlike a game of Jenga, putting on a dress has very little variation in time. You pretty much know what you are getting into, and whether or not you can do it, especially when you’ve tried it on and rehearsed before hand. Minaj apparently had just enough time to put it on, but not zip it up. That’s like having enough time to become aroused but not put on a condom, nobody’s buying it, I’ve tried.

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