Nicky Hilton In A Bikini

By Lex July 19, 2013 @ 2:04 PM

NikkY Hilton Relaxing In A Bikini At The Beach In Malibu
If Paris Hilton didn’t do all the stupid wretched party girl shit she does, she’d just be her sister, Nicky. Boring as fuck. Two working eyes, but still unable to see her own boringness. Paris is filming her reality show so she needed Nicky to come by in her bikini. I think they shot Nicky up with a tranquilizer and moved her onto a beach chair for filming. Not super legal. Though it will end up being the most interesting thing Nicky has done in over eleven years.

Photo Credit: PCN

Paris Hilton spoke at the European School Of Economics awards

By brendon December 06, 2012 @ 4:21 PM


The European School Of Economics Foundation Vision And Reality Awards were held last night in New York and attended by Paris Hilton, and though it may look like I found two unrelated sentences, cut them in half and then crammed them together, that is not the case.

European economists had an awards show in New York, and Paris and Nicky Hilton were there. And they even spoke. About economics.

The picture above shows Paris reading the part of her speech with a euro sign in it (€), and spending 30 minutes trying to figure out if it’s pronounced “double E” or “equal C” or what the hell the deal is.

(image source = getty)

my, what a fancy party

By brendon January 16, 2012 @ 2:53 PM


To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it’s been boiled.


By brendon February 29, 2008 @ 9:39 AM

Nicky Hilton.  I was gonna do this elaborate guessing game thing where we make fun of this bony bitch and the answer was Nicky Hilton.  But then I realized what I was doing and stopped.  Because fuck her.  She doesn't even do anything.  So I'm glad to see she's supper skinny.  Hopefully she has an eating disorder.  I also hope some big mean dog chases her and then bites her and gives her something.  Wait, did I say "bites"?  I meant to say "mounts".  Did I mention, fuck her?


By brendon December 27, 2007 @ 10:30 AM

Nicky Hilton is still in Hawaii for Christmas, and yesterday she looked a little better than she did the day before, mostly because her bikini no longer looks like a bunched-up diaper.  She actually has a good body for a spoiled racist, it's her stupid fat face that ruins everything.  She'd be pretty hot if you chopped off her head, but although I haven't actually checked, I have to assume it's illegal to F a decapitated dead girl, regardless of how much sexual tension there may between the two of you.


By brendon December 26, 2007 @ 12:17 PM

You probably weren't wondering, but if for some reason you were, Nicky Hilton spent Christmas day on Maui.  Which bugs me to no end.  I know people say she's prettier than Paris but asking if Paris Hilton could get any uglier is like asking if a turkey could get any uglier.  So Nicky Hilton and a turkey are in a tie for the coveted title of, "Prettier Than Paris Hilton".  Last years winner was Every Other Woman On The Planet Earth.  Good luck Nicky!