A Chicago development group is suing Nicky Hilton for breach of contract, claiming Hilton hasn't kept her end of an April 2006 agreement in regards to a hotel called Nicky O's Chicago, a Nicky Hilton Hotel.  The Chicago hotel was to be the second in a line of Nicky O hotels.  The first was supposed to open in Miami on South Beach in November of 2005.  That date has been pushed back several times and currently has no announced opening date.  The Chicago lawsuit also claims Hilton contracted out interior design work she was supposed to perform and tried to charge it back to the developer.  This would mirror claims made by the architect on the Miami project, who says Nicky claimed many of his designs as her own.  The Chicago group also claims Hilton misrepresented that she and her associates had experience in hotel design.   A spokesman for Hilton says:

"Things are not always as they appear.  When the facts surrounding this matter are known to the public I think you will find out that the person who has been most impacted by this action will be Nicky Hilton. … In the meantime, I don't think anybody should draw any conclusions based on the simple filing of a lawsuit."

Nicky Hilton is a fucking retard, so I may sue her too, even though I'm not technically affiliated with this hotel.  I'll put on a tuxedo and then hand her papers with "lawsuit" written on the front, and inside there will be a copy of the Magna Carta and then pictures of an apple and a civil war submarine.  On page 2 would there would be a duck inside a circle.  She'll be so hopelessly confused she'll give me a million dollars just to go away.  "They threatened to turn me into a civil war duck!"  



Shockingly, the Nicky O hotel on South Beach that was supposed to open in November and then on New Years Eve and then in February and now won't open it's doors until spring, has had some drama behind the scenes.  Mostly because Nicky Hilton is an idiot.  And lazy.  And she lies.  The website Hotel Chatter spoke with a man named Nizar Idrisi, an architect and designer who created many of the designs Nicky has claimed as her own.  Now off the project, Nizar gives some insight into Nicky Hiltons creative genius.

Sometimes she would send me something she ripped out of a magazine, and say 'I like this' …  We had a meeting in Miami by the pool of the Royal Palm with fashion designers who were going to design some suites. It was a very important meeting. We were all going over stuff and Nicky was just out there swimming in the pool with one of her friends that came down from New York. Every so often she would look over at us and wave.

She's still a hero in my eyes for doing all that waving.  That shit is hard.  And she still brings a lot to the table.  For instance, if a guest had a hat and had no place to put their hat, Nicky could go stand in the corner and the guest could put their hat on her.  She can't help if two guests have a hat, but still - ta-da!



Nicky Hilton can surround herself with all the naked ass she wants to promote her crappy new hotel, it's still not enough to make the picture sexy.  Jesus and Satan could be in a gun fight in the background and you'd still just stare at Nickys fug ass.  Surrounding herself with naked models only makes her look uglier.  If she had any sense she’d do a shoot with Screech and Sarah Jessica Parker and that dude from 'the Office' in a slaughterhouse.  She'd still be the ugliest one, but she might jump to third, depending on what Sarah was wearing.  I assume this is supposed to be sexy but between Nickys googley eyes and that dudes nuts, it's pretty much just terrifying.  But Nicky could skip through a butterscotch meadow holding hands with a baby tiger and a baby panda and it would still make kids cry.

WARNING - these are penis-rific, and VERY VERY VERY NSFW.  The blond has a hot ass though, so it might be worth it.