By Travis April 09, 2014 @ 10:00 AM
Just when you think that Katy Perry is completely out of ways to prove how zany and unique she is, she does something that just blows our minds. Last night, she joined Nicole Richie and others in supporting Marianne Williamson, an independent candidate for Congress, at an event in Los Angeles, and Katy stole the show with her amazing green hair. People must have freaked out when they saw her hair and asked her, “How did you ever come up with this idea?” and she replied, “It’s green!” causing everyone to lose their shit and act like she’s the most original person who has ever walked the Earth. Or maybe she showed up to the event and pointed to her head, and someone pointed out that you could see Nicole’s tits, and then Katy just sulked in the corner for the rest the night. It has to be one of those two options.
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By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 3:16 PM
Art Basel is the new annual celebrity proving ground for sophistication credentials. It’s in Miami which means the beach and the better cocaine, so it’s kind of the perfect place for Hollywood intelligentsia to head in December to prove their more enlightened than everybody who used to go to Aspen and wear fur in between attending PETA protests. If you’re like Nicole Richie and your dad sold you into fancy living, it’s a must attend. Where else can you stand aside Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian staring at an oil painting on the wall wondering how all that waters stays in the picture frame.
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By Lex July 29, 2013 @ 3:54 PM
If you ran a Body Mass Index on Nicole Richie, it would come back with a score of ‘eat some fucking food already’. I say that lovingly. I don’t want to see somebody claimed by anorexia and then I become like my aunt who tells the Karen Carpenter story over and over again. None of Nicole’s works have ever touched me like Interplanetary Craft apparently did my aunt. I’d have to fake it and talk glowingly to the next generation about The Simple Life or something. That would suck. Just eat already.
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By Lex July 25, 2013 @ 10:42 AM
Nicole Richie, whoever sunk your battleship and made you stop eating, just let it go. You’re married, you’ve got kids. This is the time to pack on a few fat rings. I’m sorry your dad sold you to Lionel Richie for six bucks and a bus transfer. Eat a god damn sandwich already. You’re scaring people.
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By Lex July 22, 2013 @ 3:02 PM
Blurry Nicole Richie is kind of hot. If I could keep her a little out of focus, maybe bring up the NFL on Fox bumper music every time she said something stupid about skin care or her gays. That Nicole Richie could be my girlfriend. We’d have to do something with the kid though. Or whatever she’s done with it already, keep doing that.
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By Lex June 04, 2013 @ 1:10 PM
Don’t let it be because you haven’t had an AOL account since your last free trial disk ran out of hours in 1998. You are truly missing one special bit of Twitter inspired reality television programming. Like the latest episode:
Nicole Richie visits her hairstylist Andy Lecompte, one of Los Angeles’ most famed hairstylists. Nicole proves her unexpected hairdresser skills when she advises one of Andy’s clients on how to dramatically spice up her look, with a little bob and a lot of bang.
Nailed it! To honor just how awesome her new AOL-based show is, Nicole Richie went into the Teens Express chatroom pretending to be 15-year old girl curious about sex with an older man.
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