By Lex September 02, 2014 @ 11:24 AM
Nicole Scherzinger is the U.K. X-Factor judge who didn’t get caught in a drug conspiracy case or fuck a baby into his friend’s wife this past year. That makes her something akin to the Elks Club Teenager of the Month. She also has a nice bikini body. Which makes her much better than any of those pimply faced toadies who get $25 from the BPOE for volunteering at the local library. We could talk about how Nicole is a fascinating person, or we could stare wantonly at her bikini tits and think about where babies come from. You tell me which sounds like a more appropriate use of your time.
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By Lex July 16, 2014 @ 1:18 PM
Nicole Scherzinger is proof that you don’t need to be good at a lot of things to be successful in life. Just pick one good one to master. Hitting a dimpled ball into a cup and having a crazy fine ass are two I’d recommend to boys and girls respectively. Not that girls can’t play golf too, but unless you’re a lesbian nobody is going to talk to you in the locker room. If you’ve got a great ass, you’ll never be lonely.
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By Lex June 12, 2014 @ 1:26 PM
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By Lex May 26, 2014 @ 3:33 PM
Thanks to Donald Sterling and the Duck Commander and vast swaths of sub-Saharan Africa, The AIDS gets a really bad rap. But, make no mistake, it’s an everyman’s disease. At least, you should repeat that if you ever get invited to one of these amFAR galas they schedule around the big international film festivals throughout the year. This amFAR fund raiser in Cannes had so many good looking models and actresses walking into the party, it mimicked the conquest scrapbook Leonardo DiCaprio shows everybody who dares call him a dandy. I don’t know all these world class ladies. Heidi Klum, Kylie Minogue, Nicole Scherzinger, a bunch of other girls ready to raise money to fight the scourge of The AIDS. There’s no compelling reason to compare disease galas, but let’s be totally honest, Crohn’s and Lupus can’t draw this kind of talent. The super hot girls come strong for The AIDS. As long as I keep staring at their titties, I won’t be forced to confront the irony.
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By Travis January 21, 2014 @ 2:01 PM
Former Pussycat Dolls singer and current very attractive woman Nicole Scherzinger was in California yesterday for a photo shoot for an unknown magazine at the world famous Cadillac Pink Motel. I don’t know what the theme of the shoot was either, but I assume that it’s something like “high-priced prostitute pleases many men in one afternoon,” since she’s trying on so many different outfits that look like they were purchased from a catalog called Awesome Prom Dates. In related news, the rest of Nicole’s former Pussycat Dolls members were trying to collect enough money to purchase a magazine.
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By Travis December 17, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Nicole Scherzinger attended the X Factor dinner party at Shaka Zulu in London last night, and despite the fact that she appeared to have not slept in 20 years, she still looked pretty amazing. I can’t quite put my finger on why she looked so great, but it’s almost as if she had a taller, more awkward angel standing next to her the whole time, shining a light of heavenly beauty upon her. And she kept telling that angel, “Yo, get the fuck back over here before someone realizes that I look like I just woke up on a pile of hot garbage.”
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