It kills me that I forgot Wrestlemania 25 was last night, but I can be declared legally dead in most states if I get even a molecule sicker (which is why I suck worse than normal today). I totally would have watched that shit, and will probably watch a replay tonight. As you can see big stars were there like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls and Mickey Rourke even stormed the ring to save Rick Flair from Chris Jericho. Rourke was able to win because he was in a wresting themed movie, and also because he disguised himself as a Chinese gold prospector from 1850. It was the biggest moment of the night, some people might be saying if I knew where to look up that kind of thing.
But the real star was Nicole and her big awesome rack. God damn she is just fantastic. And I bet it’s no coincidence that the microphone at her press conference was practically laid between her tits. Hey, hey, I got something I wouldn’t mind laying right there, if you know what I'm sayin. If you know what I mean. It’s a digital tape recorder, so if something were to happen to my notes I could accurately transcribe what was said during the Q and A sessions.
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Despite it being around 40 degrees when they did it, Melody Thornton and Nicole Scherzinger pranced around all sexy on the way to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in NYC yesterday. The rest of the Pussycat Dolls got all bundled up and therefore shall remain nameless. As you can see, they’re in these hot little Indian/Hindu outfits. Melody and Nicole even have bindi’s on their forehead, sometimes also called a tilaka or bottu. Traditionally it’s used to denote social status. In this case it would also be a good target for me to aim at during my big finish if Melody and I ever got it on. In America, we have a similar system used to denote status, but over here we use teef. And goblets. If you’ve got gold teef and diamonds on your drink cup, you’re like the most important man in the world or something.
MISTAKE CORRECTING UPDATE - okay so I guess the redhead trying to seduce me is actually Jessica Sutta, not Melody Thornton. You people are supposed to stop me before I make an ass of myself, ya know. In my defense, the picture source had it labeled wrong, and also no one has any idea who the Pussycat Dolls are besides Nicole.
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Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls is on the cover of this months FHM, and I wonder if even Nicole knows who the other members of the band are at this point. Tawny and Peaches or whatever the hell their names are must hate this. Nicole gets all the covers and all the attention. It's not easy living in the shadow of someone so talented and gorgeous. Just between us, my brother wrestled that demon for years.
Nicole Scherzinger and the Pussycat Dolls are making a video for thier single, "When I Grow Up" this week in LA. And if you think these pictures are boring, try getting stoned and then spin around real fast and look at them again. They’re fucking amazing now, aren’t they?
The Pussycat Dolls are basically strippers who don’t strip, and while I can see how that would take off in the 1940s, today you can download any random porn and not only would the music by 1500 times better but it would also feature hotter chicks completely naked and doing unspeakable things to one another. So with that in mind, seeing Pussycat singer Nicole Scherzinger on the beach in Hawaii with bf Talan Torriero from "Laguna Beach" is pretty boring. They could take some tips from me. In high school I was voted Boy Most Likely To Do Something Interesting At The Beach.
