By Lex May 25, 2015 @ 6:19 AM
Nicole Trunfio unleashed a worldwide tidal wave of a half dozen supportive Tweets and a brand new hashtag when she posed on the cover of Elle Australia with her naked baby sucking on her bare tit. The moment was completely uncontrived, as painstaking explained by the magazine editor’s to ensure you actually believe her:
This wasn’t a contrived situation: Zion [Nicole's son] needed a feed, Trunfio gave it to him, and when we saw how beautiful they looked we simply moved her onto the set. It was a completely natural moment that resulted in a powerful picture.
In the wake of this supremely uncontrived magazine cover moment, the hashtag #normalizebreastfeeding took off among the social media mommies fed up with the zero percent of people who aren’t pleased as punch when supermodels whip out their tits to feed their offspring. The naked baby is another matter. Where will the children go for their hashtag about leaving them out of your shit? I got your back, Zion. Gimme a little taste of that teat and I’ll help you to a onesie and a proper bottle.
Photo Credit: Elle Australia And Harper’s Bazaar Australia
By Lex December 11, 2014 @ 11:24 AM
Topless photo shoots when you’re pregnant is the brand new thing, since 1991 when Demi Moore had one of her future drunk daughters in her womb and caused a controversy by showing America where babies come from. Now everybody’s doing it. Chicks are getting knocked up to improve their chances of landing a magazine cover. The liability waiver at the Planned Parenthood in Hollywood now forces you to confirm you understand sucking Dave Spade’s zygote out of your uterus means no Vanity Fair cover six months hence. It’s a steep price to pay. At least the abortions are gratis.
Photo Credit: Harper’s Bazaar Australia/Instagram
By Lex March 21, 2014 @ 12:44 PM
Photo Credit: GQ Australia
By Lex May 01, 2013 @ 2:19 PM
I’m guessing when a girl goes out without a bra on, she gives herself a last check in the mirror to see how her tits look and if anything’s showing that shouldn’t be. I’m guessing this happens about 100% of the time. So when fashion model Nicole Trunfio shows up a a promotional event in a see-through dress and no bra, I’m going to say she knew her nipples were going to be showing off to the cameras. I think she knew it and I think she loved it. But, I also think she knew I’d be watching. So most of this delusion is really just about me.
Photo Credit: Getty, WENN
The good news for Warner Bros. is that ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ made 161.8 million dollars this weekend, setting a new record for movies in 2D. The bad news for Warner Bros. is literally everything else.
Almost immediately after some fucking loser had to forever attach himself to this great franchise by shooting up a theatre Friday morning, Warner Bros. pulled trailers for ‘Gangster Squad’ because of this scene where gunmen open fire on a crowd through a movie screen. Now Variety reports that scene will be re-shot, because only Madonna is stupid enough to think something like that is still ok. A post on reddit showed Warner Bros. also lowered the flags on the studio lot to half-mast in respect of the victims.
None of which has anything to do with Australian supermodel Nicole Trunfio wearing a bikini in Miami, except that she reminds me of another foreigner who answered the call when America needed them most; our first President, Christopher Columbus. Try opening a book sometime you guys, you might learn something.
(image source = pacific coast)
By brendon March 09, 2011 @ 10:34 AM
The first time I ever heard of Aussie model Nicole Trunfio or saw her ass was over there, on the couch, where the dog is now, about 20 minutes ago while looking at pictures of the ‘Limitless’ premiere in New York, but believe me when I tell you that you could spend the next hour staring at it and it could easily be the happiest you’ll be all day.
(image source = splash news online and getty)