eva longoria can clear up this nicollette sheridan thing

By brendon April 07, 2010 @ 3:30 PM

Nicolette Sherdan

Yesterday it was reported that Nicollette Sheridan is suing Marc Cherry, the creator of ‘Desperate Housewives’, and alleging that he slapped her in the face, then fired her when she threatened to report him. It’s a wild story, but luckily Eva Longoria was on Ryan Seacrests radio show today, and she’s probably really clear about this whole thing.

“I’m really confused about this whole thing. I would love to see her to find out if everything’s okay.”
Longoria says she doesn’t know the details of the alleged incident, “I know they did have a thing on set,” she says, adding that Cherry “probably could not harm a fly.”
“I guess it was a couple years ago. I wasn’t on set when it happened but apparently this incident had happened and she felt it was wrong,” she says.
When asked to clarify what kind of incident it was, Longoria says that Sheridan “was doing a scene, something that [Marc] was showing her how to do … Honestly I wish I knew.”
And while she hopes things work out for Sheridan, Longoria is also crossing her fingers the show will get past the lawsuit. “I love the show so much,” she says, “I would hate for anything tarnish the reputation of the show.”

We should judge people based on appearance way more than we do now. It seems like that would work. I think everyone from the middle east is here to kill me, for example, and Asian girls are monogamous yet slutty. And so far so good on both counts. And since Marc Cherry looks like a really tall infant, I’ve decided he’s not going around slapping women. And then I would say, “Your witness, councilor” and everyone would be real impressed by my Aristotelean logic.

nicollette sheridan got slapped in the face

By brendon April 06, 2010 @ 12:06 PM

Nicolette Sherdan

Nicollette Sheridan has made some astounding claims about Marc Cherry, the creator of “Desperate Housewives,” alleging he SLAPPED HER IN THE FACE after she questioned something in the script, then fired her when she threatened to tell on him. No one likes a tattle-tale, Nicollette.

Nicollette is suing for assault and battery, gender violence and wrongful termination.
Sheridan is suing for more than $20 million.
Sheridan says during the 5th season, Cherry put her in his crosshairs. She claims on September 24, 2008, he physically assaulted her after she questioned him about something in the script. According to the lawsuit, “Cherry took her aside and forcefully hit her with his hand across her face and head.”
According to the suit, after the alleged incident, Cherry went to her trailer to “beg forgiveness.”
Sheridan says she immediately reported the incident to ABC, but Cherry’s aggressiveness only worsened and ABC failed to take action.

But according to the LA Times:

“While we have yet to see the actual complaint, we investigated similar claims made by Ms. Sheridan last year and found them to be without merit.”

In Cherrys defense, actors are usually idiots and shouldn’t question anything. Just say the words on the page, monkey. Of course that’s no excuse to slap her in the face. What a dickhead. Someone should go kick that guys ass. Not me though. He sounds mean. And I’m to pretty to risk.

This hot bitch is 46

By brendon August 03, 2009 @ 10:18 AM


Nicollette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu yesterday with the worlds happiest dog, and it’s crazy to think that this sexy bitch is 46-years-old (Nicollette, not the dog). Her house must be on some wormhole that bends the laws of time and space. Like if we could see the living room, President Lincoln would be wrestling Charlemagne.  And upstairs there would be a gorilla in glasses and he’s looking at this huge LCD world map with a red digital clock counting down, and the gorilla is standing upright with his hands palm-to-palm and pressed up against his lips, and he’s surrounded by a bunch of generals who look real frazzled.

(33 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)

nicollette missed a spot

By brendon March 07, 2009 @ 1:26 PM

"Desperate Housewives" star Nicolette Sheridan hit up Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night, and apparently was too rushed getting out the door to pack everything where it belongs.  She’s apparently … um … hm.  Let’s just say if you were going down on her, you’d have to part the curtains like they do at the movies in order to see the main event.  And you’d have to have one of those miners’ helmets with the flashlight on it to find what you were looking for, like a spotlight, if you will.

(image source = mavrix online)


By brendon October 28, 2008 @ 11:23 AM

I'm really surprised that it’s almost November, yet Nicolette Sheridan is still prancing around in a bikini.  I thought this was just gonna be a summer thing, like fireworks or pressuring some model to get an abortion.

(picture source = bauer griffin)


By brendon October 14, 2008 @ 10:58 AM

Nicolette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu again yesterday in damn near nothing, and it was every bit as awesome as that sounds.  I don't know why she ever wears anything else.  In all the Desperate Housewives fan fiction I write, she's in nothing but bikinis.  I don’t think it would kill them to film just one.