Nikki And Brie Bella Are What’s Real About Televsion

By Lex December 24, 2014 @ 10:24 AM

Nikki And Brie Bella Wearing Bikinis In The Latest Espisode of Total Divas
Life has become infinitely better since everyone but the morbidly obese came to understand that reality television is cheap scripted side show geekery. Now we can revel knowingly in the staged antics of outrageous gay men and drunk divorcees and chicks with big titties putting on cheap student plays. One episode of network TV can run you four million. One episode of reality TV on basic cable might cost you a case of Bacardi and six leagues of defrosted meatballs from Subway. Girls will work either medium. In fact, they’ll work harder on the cheaper fare. Ponder that fact of life.

Photo Credit: Total Divas On E!

The Bella Twins Look Like Real Football Fans

By Lex January 31, 2014 @ 6:18 PM

Bella Twins Brie And Nikki In A Sexy Super Bowl Photo Shoot 'Bella Bowl V'
The smart marketing folks at WWE came up with the idea of riffing on the Super Bowl with their Bella Bowl, featuring the twin brunette diva girls doing something physically arousing to one another or other gils in Spandex. I can’t believe nobody ever thought of doing a ‘bowl’ take off for their own events on Super Bowl weekend before. I hope the WWE wins some kind of award for this genius. And I hope the Bella Twins mistakenly believe they have to show up to the event without their clothes on. Also, that wheel route looks poorly planned.

Photo Credit: The Bella Twins