Nikki Cox And Jay Mohr Are Making Everybody Horny

By Travis March 05, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox have been married since 2006, but judging by the picture above they’re already on their way to being retired grandparents in the Florida panhandle. Seriously, she’s only 34-years old, yet she looks like she should be starring on a new reality show called “What the Fuck Happened to Me?”

Then again, Nikki was once a hot, rising star, playing the WB’s sluttier version of Kelly Bundy on Unhappily Ever After. But like so many hot actresses before her, she started dating douchebags like E from Entourage and Bobcat Goldthwait, who’s cool and all, but come on. No way he should be nailing top shelf.

And now here she is, married to a sports talk radio host who wears socks with sandals. At least she got him to take her name.

(Photo: NPG)


By brendon January 08, 2009 @ 10:58 AM

Do plastic surgeons take that Hippocratic oath pledging to do no harm to their patients?  Because whoever has been working on Nikki Cox needs to look himself in the mirror and do some soul searching.  She should use the plastic surgeon I go to.  You can't even see the scars from my penis reduction surgery.  I can ride a bike again!

(on a side note, why isn’t Jay Mohr a huge star?  That dude is fucking hilarious.  "Action" is still tied with "Andy Richter Controls The Universe" in the category of Greatest Show No One Ever Watched And I Hate You For It.  picture source = bauer griffin, by the way.)


By brendon June 13, 2008 @ 7:04 AM

Nikki Cox is famous because she used to look like this.  Now she looks like this.  Needless to say, I have a few questions for Nikki Cox.

1.    What in the hell is wrong with you?

Okay I guess I only have one question for Nikki Cox, but honestly, what the fuck has she done to herself.  If I saw this in the woods, I would throw a net over and then when it started talking I would demand wishes from it.