On July 21, a judge called Lindsay Lohan into her courtroom because she was ignoring the conditions of her probation (oh, gosh, no way), and what seemed to bother the judge most was that she hadn’t bothered to sign... READ MORE

Paris Hilton is ugly, and her sister Nikki is even uglier, so these pictures of them in bikinis in Hawaii yesterday were only interesting when it looked like they might start kissing. That didn’t happen. So… moving right along.... READ MORE