Nikki Lund And Nikki Leigh Take Their Workouts Seriously

By Lex April 17, 2014 @ 12:37 PM

Nikki Lund And Nikki Leigh Show Off Their Cleavage Working Out In Indian Wells
One of these mega-yammed bleached blond Nikkis is a Playboy model and the other is currently designing a line of leopard skin pants with Richie Sambora. I could look it up and figure out which one is which, but that would break our implied social contract. We pretend that we stumbled upon these two fun-sized lasses working the 3-lb dumbbells in their backyard. They pretend they don’t know there’s a cameraman snapping digitals down their tops. And we all agree not to mention the phrase, all-day masturbation candy. It’s a tripwire type deal. But nary a missile was fired in four decades of Cold War. That shit works.

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Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

By Lex October 02, 2013 @ 2:30 PM

Nikki Leigh Poses In A Bikini During A Photoshoot In Laguna Beach
Who are these 138 Water people? Is this even real or is some kind of Halloween III: Season of the Witch scheme where all the bandwagoners will be holding a bottle of 138 Water in their hands on All Hallowed Saints Day and worms will crawl out of their putrified brains. I have to think Kirstie Alley is pitching just this kind of devious world conquering shit in the Hydra Room at the Scientology center. If you’re dumb enough to pay two bucks for water you probably deserve the worm brain thing. It’s time.

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Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

By Lex June 12, 2013 @ 5:51 PM

Nikki Leigh In A Bikini For A Photoshoot In Beverly Hills
If you went solely by Nikki Leigh photo shoots, you’d think she spends her days by a pool in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills. But when you dig a little deeper you find that she actually spends her days by a pool in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills. Being a hot woman must really just be a stellar gig. Minus all the molestations coming up the ranks. But they make medicines to forget all the bad parts now.

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Nikki Leigh in Lingerie

By Lex May 31, 2013 @ 3:14 PM

Nikki Leigh Modeling Lingerie With A Maserati In Brentwood
At some point, they’re going to run out of ‘guy things’ for Nikki Leigh to rub her body against in bikinis and lingerie. But today is not that day. The Playboy model is either selling cars or selling stockings or maybe just providing the test photos used for the Boy Scouts to determine which kids are gay in the troop. Yes, Billy, she does have wicked shoes. Now please wrap this yellow ‘G’ around your arm before we head out on the overnight. By the way, you’ll be bunking with Desmond.

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Playboy Is Selling Condoms

By Lex May 28, 2013 @ 3:42 PM

Nikki Leigh At A Photoshoot For Playboy Condoms In Beverly Hills
Playboy is spiraling the financial drain, but they’re not going down without protection. Everybody wants a licensed condom covering their dick. There’s not a dude I know who isn’t showing off the trademarked logos on his prophylactic. And I can’t imagine the thrill a lady feels when she knows her man thought ahead, thought about her, and thought Playboy. Yep, it’s just about over for the legendary brand, but they can go out knowing there’s nobody left they haven’t sued.

Here’s Nikki Leigh in a bikini or lingerie or something promoting the Playboy condom.

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Nikki Leigh In A Bikini

By Lex May 15, 2013 @ 4:00 PM

Nikki Leigh Posing In A Bikini For A Photoshoot On The Beach In Santa Monica
Nikki Leigh is a Playboy Playmate, a moniker that stays with you for life. Sort of like herpes, except you don’t want that for life, unless maybe you got it from long rounds of sexually deviant pursuits with Nikki Leigh. In which case, you’ve got what some would call ‘acceptable losses’.

Here’s Nikki modeling in bikinis in Santa Monica. I’d have to really ponder what would be acceptable losses with Nikki. But nobody ever asks these questions before they get started do they?

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