Nikki Rich Finally Launches

By Lex May 06, 2014 @ 4:42 PM

Nikki Lund Works Out In Spandex Shorts In Calabassas
Ever since Chess King closed its doors, it’s been a real hassle looking like an outdated rock fan. Thanks to the genius mind of Richie Sambora, and his classically trained design partner, Nikki Lund (ass seen above), you’ll soon be treated to such culturally cutting edge fashion classics as Richie Sambora on a t-shirt, clingy Spandex skirts, and awesome looking rocker girl tops reminiscent of all the girls Richie banged backstage after concerts. You’re certain to be the hit of your polyamorous romance book club. Whose fat husband isn’t going to try and finger you silly while Pantera rages on the boombox. Nikki has been doing a lot of public workouts in the months leading up to her big ambiguously defined product launch. It’s important for fashion designers to look their best when that big moment arrives, the boat from Myanmar docks in San Pedro, and the shmata is gently tossed onto the dock pavement.  A cultural revolution is about to ensue. Like most revolutions, it will happen without a shot being fired, or even a single purchase.

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Nikki Lund And Nikki Leigh Take Their Workouts Seriously

By Lex April 17, 2014 @ 12:37 PM

Nikki Lund And Nikki Leigh Show Off Their Cleavage Working Out In Indian Wells
One of these mega-yammed bleached blond Nikkis is a Playboy model and the other is currently designing a line of leopard skin pants with Richie Sambora. I could look it up and figure out which one is which, but that would break our implied social contract. We pretend that we stumbled upon these two fun-sized lasses working the 3-lb dumbbells in their backyard. They pretend they don’t know there’s a cameraman snapping digitals down their tops. And we all agree not to mention the phrase, all-day masturbation candy. It’s a tripwire type deal. But nary a missile was fired in four decades of Cold War. That shit works.

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