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Nikki Lund Seems Flexible

Nikki Lund is the former Kim Kardashian teen buddy who convinced Richie Sambora to pony up millions for a clothing line inspired by the fact that she has big tits and blond hair and went on a publicity tour telling everybody how amazing Richie's elder rock cock was. Microsoft started under a similar premise I believe. Sambora seemed to be into the shtick until his reps got around to crunching the numbers and he...read more

Nikki Lund And Cassie Scerbo in Bikinis

Banging Richie Sambora whilepretending his toupee hasn't shifted awkwardly is your ticket to ride. Nikki Lund rubbed the Bon Jovi genie lamp and asked for gobs of money for a clothing line. As a kicker, she went on a promo tour giggling about Sambora's amazing cock. At some point Sambora peeked at his Amex bill and decided the ego stroke was too expensive. He put the kibosh on the NikkiRich clothing line. Lund...read more

Nikki Lund Is Fashion Forward

Nikki Lund is the glamour model who convinced Richie Sambora to be her fashion line partner. He signed right about the time she publicly claimed his cock was huge and he was amazing in bed. These are the crystalized moments in time when I realize for all the extra care and concern, having a vagina would not be a horrible thing. Lund debuted her new line to a crowd of onlookers who she siphoned off from the Price is...read more

Richie Sambora Knows a Bargain

Richie Sambora's young girlfriend has been going around the lesser media circuits talking about how nice Richie's dick is. That's solid press f you can get it. In turn,Richie's leasing her a brick and mortar store to sell her Nikki Rich line of clothing that finally fuses music and art into fashion. I've always felt that's been missing from my clothes. It seems destined to fail, but what's a few Bon Jovi residual...read more

Nikki Lund Wears A Bikini With Her Friend

Here's the plan. First, you take pictures of my tits. Then I take pictures of yours. But you need to giggle more and make goofy faces so people don't notice you're poor and can't afford fake tits. Holy christ, look how hot my ass looks when I dislocate my hips. Shoot me, dammit! Selfie sisters forever! Photo Credit: Fame Flynetread more

Nikki Rich Finally Launches

Ever since Chess King closed its doors, it's been a real hassle looking like an outdated rock fan. Thanks to the genius mind of Richie Sambora, and his classically trained design partner, Nikki Lund (ass seen above), you'll soon be treated to such culturally cutting edge fashion classics as Richie Sambora on a t-shirt, clingy Spandex skirts, and awesome looking rocker girl tops reminiscent of all the girls Richie...read more

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Nikki Lund And Nikki Leigh Take Their Workouts Seriously

One of these mega-yammed bleached blond Nikkis is a Playboy model and the other is currently designing a line of leopard skin pants with Richie Sambora. I could look it up and figure out which one is which, but that would break our implied social contract. We pretend that we stumbled upon these two fun-sized lasses working the 3-lb dumbbells in their backyard. They pretend they don't know there's a cameraman snapping...read more