Clear Backpacks, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose

April 2, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any of you planning to sneak an AK-15 into a school using a backpack are going to be seriously pissed off today, because now another school is adopting a policy requiring students to wear school-issued clear backpacks. In addition... READ MORE

Oh Brother

March 24, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Parkland, FL shooter and number one fan of the FBI’s dedication to inefficiency and negligence Nikolas Cruz apparently has a brother, and his brother apparently thinks it’s cool to casually scope out the site of the tragic massacre... READ MORE

Open Post: What Should Happen To Nikolas Cruz?

February 24, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Nikolas Cruz is one of the few mass shooters that didn’t get a chance / didn’t want to blow his own head off after murdering a bunch of people – giving us the rare opportunity to stop and think... READ MORE

Oh Shoot (UPDATE)

February 15, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday a nineteen-year-old named Nikolas Cruz stormed into his former high school in Parkland, Florida, pulled the fire alarm, and went to town on a horde of students filing into the halls with an AR-15 rifle. One look at... READ MORE