Nina Agdal Splits Her Pants

By Lex June 17, 2015 @ 12:39 PM

Nina Agdal Booty Cheek Peek
Advances in technology are a true balance sheet of plusses and minuses. Before I released my photo rich social media platform, I’d ask myself what percentage of famous hot girls would be posting photos of splits in their pants versus the million of duck faced random drunken narcissists sharing selfies at Denny’s late night. The Manhattan project scientists didn’t just build the atomic bomb without considering thermonuclear war and the destruction of the human race. Did anyone anticipate Lena Dunham posting pictures of herself on the shitter discussing male sexual fluidity? I’m not saying you don’t invent Twitter and Instagram, I’m just suggesting we hang everybody who did. Nice ass by the way. I have some ideas for our second date I’d like to run by you.

Photo Credit: Instagram/Markus Koala

Nina Agdal Topless and Shamed

By Lex May 01, 2015 @ 1:08 PM

More Unstarred Nina Agdal
You ever get the feeling you’re not supposed to be looking at somebody without their clothes on? Another five minutes and I’ll figure out how best to body shame Nina Agdal. Those elbows. Is she kidding anybody with that ass? Accept yourself the way you are if you wish, but you’re living a lie. Fatty.

Photo Credit: Frederic Pinet

Nina Agdal Poses In Bikinis For Luli Fama Swimwear

By Lex January 29, 2015 @ 8:01 AM

Nina Agdal Poses In Bikinis For Luli Fama Swimwear

Photo Credit: Luli Fama Swimwear

Nina Agdal Poses In Lingerie

By Lex November 11, 2014 @ 12:52 PM

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There’s a special place in Hell for people who Photoshop nipples out of perfectly good pictures. Image editing software was invented to put Emma Watson’s head on nude bodies, not to smudge out nature’s own finer bits. In the dark ages, maybe the middle ages or the Renaissance, the popes ordered artists to lop off all the exposed junk in classic sculptures and paintings because Jesus hates genitals even though his dad keeps on making them. Most of us no longer shit in the river or believe that leeches can cure our ass cancers, we need to progress in the moral arts as well. Me and the Willis girls and Michelle Obama are going to free those nipples whether you like it or not. Be ready, America.

Photo Credit: Love Haus

Nina Agdal Wears Bikinis

By Lex November 05, 2014 @ 9:45 AM

Nina Agdal Wears Bikinis For LoveHaus:Beachbunny

Photo Credit: BeachBunny/LoveHaus

Nina Agdal Wears Lingerie For Leonisa

By Lex October 28, 2014 @ 10:03 AM

Nina Agdal Wears Lingerie For Leonisa

Photo Credit: Leonisa