By Lex November 11, 2014 @ 12:52 PM
There’s a special place in Hell for people who Photoshop nipples out of perfectly good pictures. Image editing software was invented to put Emma Watson’s head on nude bodies, not to smudge out nature’s own finer bits. In the dark ages, maybe the middle ages or the Renaissance, the popes ordered artists to lop off all the exposed junk in classic sculptures and paintings because Jesus hates genitals even though his dad keeps on making them. Most of us no longer shit in the river or believe that leeches can cure our ass cancers, we need to progress in the moral arts as well. Me and the Willis girls and Michelle Obama are going to free those nipples whether you like it or not. Be ready, America.
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By Lex October 06, 2014 @ 11:56 AM
I’m glad to see this chick is branching out from her swimsuit modeling. Making the move into underwear is no small decision, but you get nowhere in life without taking risks. Guys who ran the railroads eventually figured out they had to get into airline travel or face extinction Maybe they just paid off tons of politicians to keep subsidizing the railroads so we’d still have them one hundred years later. Either way, they were proactive. Like Nina Agdal. You want me in fucking underpants for six figures? You got it, boss man. Don’t worry, I’m taping NOVA. I’m free all day.
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By Lex August 19, 2014 @ 3:45 PM
If there’s one thing you need add to your bucket list, it’s getting an uncomfortable boner while checking out a promo girl behind a far away VIP rope line at a Las Vegas pool club. That’s really the best. Or the worst strip club proposition ever. Still, you get Vegas at 115-degrees. It’s a dry heat. You’re going home broke. You might as well tell people you caught a glimpse of what you think might be Nina Agdal’s ass in a bikini. Plus herpes, unrelated.
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