Nina Agdal In A Bikini

By Lex July 22, 2014 @ 1:52 PM

Nina Agdal In A Bikini At The Beach In Miami
I wonder what goes through your mind when you realize Adam Levine dumped you to marry a different cute foreign model. Probably something akin to being stuck in the TSA line and missing an airplane that ends up crashing. That’s God giving you a shot across the bow. For Nina Agdal, she’s taking her second chance to bone a new male model boyfriend. Next comes the locusts.

Photo Credit: Splash

Nina Agdal In See Through Beachwear

By Lex June 27, 2014 @ 4:29 PM

Nina Agdal In See Through Clothes For Gosee Magazine
I like the sexy siren bit. Would men really steer their ships into the rocky shores just to get some mystical pussy? Yeah, they would. Such is the power women forever hold over men. Also, the basic misogyny of ancient literature that college womyn with a ‘y’ are trying to vanquish with their pure hearts and angry undershorts. Why couldn’t the eons of literary succubi have been men? Because women don’t start wars to win back some kidnapped guy’s junk they dig. If a woman was navigating a ship and she heard some dude’s voice calling out from the foggy shoreline with the promise of a good shtup, she’s tell him to fuck off, creeper. See how that works? I get my feminist points today.

Photo Credit: Gosee Magazine

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis

By Lex June 03, 2014 @ 4:15 PM

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis For Leonisa Swimwear
Whenever I look at male mannequins in the store, I pretty much know I’ll never look as good wearing the same thing. I can’t even match the emotion. I don’t know how women think when it comes to seeing supermodels pushing the latest bikini lines. Is this like Wonder Woman, where I don the costume and I instantly look pretty fucking desirable. Will wealthy men offer me a million dollars for an indecent proposal? What about the fat girls desiring to be body positive for whom there are no bikinis? Okay, they’re taken care of. Being a woman constantly bombarded with photos of perfect women looking perfect has to be rough. I wish I could hug all of you in your bikinis and tell you how beautiful you are. Yes, that’s my boner.

Photo Credit: Leonisa

Nina Agdal In Bikini Outtakes From Some Paid Gig

By Lex April 30, 2014 @ 4:18 PM

Nina Agdal In Bikinis For Outtakes Of 2014 Banana Moon
I really like this girl. I hope America hasn’t ruined her yet. If she had remained in Denmark, she’d probably be shy and giggle at racy jokes and smile in the parades for the modestly communist government. Now that she’s in America modeling and making movies and experienced intimate moments with Adam Levine, she’s probably jaded and harsh and covered in microscopic organisms that reside in Levine jizz. I’d still let her rape me, assuming she hasn’t seen the Biden video yet.

Photo Credit: Banana Moon

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis For The Spring 2014 Line Of Bonprix Swimwear

By Lex April 24, 2014 @ 1:07 PM

Nina Agdal Models Bikinis For The Spring 2014 Line Of Bonprix Swimwear

Photo Credit: Bonprix

Nina Agdal Is Doing It Right

By Travis April 22, 2014 @ 11:00 AM

It has been about two months since the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue was released and Chrissy Teigen, Lily Aldridge and Nina Agdal were revealed as the cover models, and the buzz has basically completely died down. That’s probably because everyone who was freaking out about it and acting like it was huge news remembered that there’s more porn than anyone can handle on the internet, so a dozen girls in their bikinis might as well be a Sears catalog. But we should still be talking about Nina Agdal a lot, because she’s a pretty wonderful young woman with a very bright future ahead of her, especially if she keeps posting photos like this one on her Instagram account. She hasn’t necessarily inspired me to get in shape, as much as she’s made me shout, “TURN AROUND!” enough times to make my upstairs neighbor call the cops.