By Lex April 29, 2013 @ 12:25 PM
The most annoying thing about virgins is that they just won’t shut up about it. Except for my sad sack friend Dave who hadn’t lost his into his early 20′s. He was very quiet about it. Until he got laid, then he was manic like a kid on cotton candy who just rode the Matterhorn for the first time. But Julianne Hough loves to share her pledge to be an innocent on her wedding night. And what a treat that will be for her husband. Watching her cry as she undresses out of her magical underwear, grimacing in pain as her temple doors are breached. Oh, boy, what man doesn’t get up for watching a girl sob and pray beneath his masculinity after a six-hour booze-free wedding. If it had been Seacrest, they both would’ve been crying.
Julianne Hough and her best friend Nina Dobrev braided each other’s hair on the beach in Miami over the weekend while the two girls giggled about a boy’s weiner they once accidentally saw.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, INF, PCN
By brendon June 06, 2011 @ 10:41 AM
The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:
1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.
2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.
3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.
See ya next year, everybody!
(image source = getty and bauer griffin and flynet)
‘Vampire Diaries’ star Nina Dobrev is in the new issue of ‘Seventeen Fitness’ magazine, and HOLY SHIT is there really a magazine about flexible teen girls in bikinis and cheerleading shorts? Jesus Christ. I would charge $300 an issue if I ran that magazine. It might as well be called ‘Jailbait’ with an exclamation point at the end, and the pages should all be laminated. On the down side it’s practically entrapment so I bet the editor gets called into court a lot.
Nina Dobrev is on Turks and Caicos today, and I’m not entirely sure who she is but I see her name a lot lately. Unfortunately the words “busty teen” and “cock crazy” don’t bookend her name when I see it so I never click the link. And now I’m unprepared. The credits for these pictures say she’s the star of the CW show ‘Vampire Diaries’, but I don’t know what that might mean. Is there seriously a show called that? And if so, why? Why would they do that? Are they just pairing up words that teen girls like and making shows about it? Girls are so dumb. Normal girls are dumb too but teen girls are like talking to a dog. How are they so much better at us at math and spelling. And ping pong. It doesn’t add up at all.
(source = wenn images)
By brendon September 11, 2009 @ 4:23 PM
‘The Vampire Diaries’ is a show on the CW, apparently, and I didn’t bother to look up what it’s about because I’m pretty sure I could guess what the answer would be, but mainly because that’s not the point to this. The point to this is that Georgia sucks. The LA Times says…
(The shows) four young stars, Nina Dobrev, 20, Candice Accola, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, and Sara Canning, 22, were charged with disorderly conduct.
They allegedly hung from a bridge in Forsyth, Ga., and flashed motorists.
Monroe County Sheriff’s Department deputies responded to reports that several kids had been hanging and flashing from the bridge at the I -75 northbound intersection.
Despite protests that they were simply doing promo shoots for a TV show , the deputies booked them.
I don’t think I get it. This is Nina Dobrev. This is Kayla Ewell. This is Candice Accola, and this is Sara Canning (and this and this are semi-naked pictures of model Nina Moric that I had in the wrong folder).
It seems hard to believe that 4 hot young girls flashing their naked bodies at people is a problem. Is sunshine and happiness illegal there too? What about puppy dog kisses and the laughter of a child? What the hell is Georgia’s problem, why do they hate hot girls who are trying to make this world a better place?
(16 more pics, mostly of Nina, here. hq jump here. mugshot source = splash)