halle berry is single

By brendon April 30, 2010 @ 12:39 PM

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Halle Berry has broken up with her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after dating for the past four years, and having a child together in 2008.

It’s always sad when a couple breaks up, and since this isn’t a sad website, it’s a happy website (!), I thought a good way to cheer everybody up would be to post some pictures of Halles delicious titties. She’s probably filled with self doubt lately, so I bet she’ll be tickled pink to know that people all over the world are looking at her and masturbating. What a honor!

(giant nsfw ‘swordfish’ screencap here)

ohai beyonce and beyonces breast

By brendon April 27, 2010 @ 1:53 PM

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Do these pictures show:

A. a yeti on vacation.
B. a visualization of that “roll a fat girl in flour” sex joke
C. Beyonce and her nipple in Hawaii.

This wasn’t some kind of quiz by the way. I genuinely don’t know wtf is going on in these pictures. But I’m scared/erect, and I’d love to know why.

(source = splash news online)

stephanie seymour + bikini = win

By brendon March 19, 2010 @ 2:01 PM

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Stephanie Seymour is still in St Barts with her stupid kids, but that’s not stopping her from essentially (NSFW) taking her top off or wearing see thru bikinis. Even the bottom was kind of see thru. I don’t know what bikini designer decided bikinis shouldn’t be water proof, but we should find out and then put his picture on all our money, in honor of this great great man.

(image source = fame pictures and splash news online)

annalynne mccord forgot something

By brendon February 03, 2010 @ 5:33 PM

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’90210′ star AnnaLynne McCord went to work yesterday and was nice enough to wear a thin white tshirt that might as well have been made out of glass. I don’t know why she’s so awesome, but I don’t know why she’s dressed all in white and the black guy is dressed all in black either. They look like an ad for racial harmony. Or racial hatred, I guess, depending on who’s running the ad.

(source = pacific coast news)

carrie prejean needs a tighter bikini

By brendon January 15, 2010 @ 1:51 PM

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Carrie Prejean is in Hawaii today with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, and when they were frolicking in the water he was so busy picking through her hair the same way monkeys do, he didn’t seem to notice that most of her right breast was exposed. Her fans are gonna be so disappointed. The only frolicking she should be doing is with our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

(source = fame pictures)

getting dressed is easy

By brendon January 13, 2010 @ 11:30 AM

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I told myself I would never mention Aubrey O’Day or Kendra Wilkinson on this page again because their manager is a jackass and so fuck him, but I’m not made of stone. Aubrey was at the clearly-made-up-for-press-coverage California Entertainer of the Year banquet last night, and her breasts looked enormous. Her dress, presumably made of material from earth, was no match for something so fantastic, and so she spent the night trying to cage those animals.

These aren’t the greatest pictures in the world of her, but Perez Hilton hates her and he’s a borderline retarded no-talent sociopath with terrible taste, so that makes me think I would like her quite a bit if I had a better idea of what it is she does exactly. Her face looks a little off here for some reason, but … the rack. It’s huge. Why am I alone on thinking she’s hot? Is this CrazyTown?

(source = splash news online)