I had the video above showing Katy Perry almost flashing her tits during rehearsals of the MTV Europe Music awards together with the pictures in the post below, but now I’ve added some sceencaps from the video and so I’m splitting them into two posts. This way I’ve done essentially nothing and yet it looks as though I have. I’m a real busy bee.
10.26.2009 aw god dammit
You’re gonna find this very hard to believe, but Amy Winehouse was stumbling around in the streets drunk last night and her ill fitting dress slid down off her new implants. With any normal girl that may be sexy, but not Amy. With Amy it looks more like some kind of cave woman announcing an attack. After this she probably blew into a rams horn then crouched behind her shield/garbage can lid.
(source = flynet)
Many were surprised two months ago when the Italian fashion house Ungaro hired Lindsay Lohan as a consultant and designer. But now that you know they didn’t really hire her and she had to do it for free because she has no idea wtf she’s doing, it sort of makes more sense.
“Ungaro is not paying her at all to be a consultant for them,” a source close to Lohan told Fox 411. “Her team is working to get Lindsay some form of payment from the fashion house, but right now they will only give her free clothes.”
And while the line was universally slammed by critics, the legendary fashion house seems to have made a savvy business decision in bringing Lohan on board for free.
“The deal is perfect for them – they have nothing to lose, even though the clothes were not a big hit during Paris fashion week. Lindsay even paid for her flight and hotel in Paris,” the source said.
Fox goes on to say that her record label has officially cut all ties with her, so that’s the end of Lindsay the singer.
It’s astounding that this chick hasn’t had her Britney-shaved-head type meltdown yet. It shouldn’t be that hard to break her. Just go talk to her, and say things like, “I really wanna see that movie. The special effects help me look amazing.” And she’ll say, “Did you just say ‘help me’?” And you look at her like she’s crazy and say, “What, no. Why would I say ‘help me’?”
Then do that same thing with “kill them” and “I’m crazy” and “why is this happening” or whatever. Then get behind something that can hold up to a speeding car.
(6 more full size pics begin here. source = inf daily)
05.21.2009 One step at a time, Jayden
Coco Cox must be a prodigy at getting girls out of their tops (nsfw here) because as these pictures - exclusive to Mavrix Online - show, it’s not as easy as you might think. Next time Jayden should start with a sensual backrub and asking how her day went.
(image source = mavrix online. full size gallery starts here)
05.05.2009 Is that … oh no
I don’t know when this page turned into some geriatric lust fetish site, but last week it was Helen Mirrens breasts, yesterday it was Kelly Ripa and her three kids(*), today it’s Goldie Hawn slipping out of her dress. It’s not as bad as you might think, but look here you daffy bitch, you’re not 20 anymore, you’re not even 60 anymore, put a GD bra on. I think a good general rule would be that anyone born while WWII was still going on needs a GD bra. And before anyone defends the way she looks - BAM. So thx to Goldie for reminding us that we all slowly turn into monsters.
(*)and yes I realize Kelly Ripa has no business being on that list but I need three or it’s not really a list now is it. image source = splash news
