shauna sand has still got it

By brendon November 10, 2009 @ 7:01 PM

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Former, and by “former” I mean “thirteen years ago”, Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand wore one of her fancy outfits last night as she drove her daughter to have dinner with her dad, Shaunas ex husband Lorenzo Lamas.

Her daughter is handling this better than I am, but she’s been conditioned to it. I get an occasional (and merciful) break. If my nipples looked like I’d been branded, I would fight someone to the grave if they tried to take a picture of them, but she doesn’t seem to mind. Her scarring is insane, like her nipples were sewn on with leather string. If her nipple was a straight line it would look like a scarecrows mouth.

eva mendes knows how to promote a movie

By brendon November 09, 2009 @ 11:40 AM

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Eva Mendes was in New York last night for a screening of ‘Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans’, and if someone wanted to make the case that she’s the best looking person on earth, I would find it hard to argue. What helped is that she didn’t wear a bra and her shirt was held in place with little more than optimism.

Predictably, that did not work, so the pictures you really want are about halfway through the gallery. Sometimes I feel pictures like this are the only reason you come here. What happened to the quiet mornings when we would just sit on the back deck and read the paper together. Answer me. ANSWER ME! *brendon runs away crying, slams the bedroom door*

(this post took forever because I started yelling at my monitor for hollywood to kiss my ass. don’t hit the “read more”. you’re not gonna care.)

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really close this time

By brendon November 06, 2009 @ 6:52 PM








I had the video above showing Katy Perry almost flashing her tits during rehearsals of the MTV Europe Music awards together with the pictures in the post below, but now I’ve added some sceencaps from the video and so I’m splitting them into two posts. This way I’ve done essentially nothing and yet it looks as though I have. I’m a real busy bee.

aw god dammit

By brendon October 26, 2009 @ 6:18 PM

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You’re gonna find this very hard to believe, but Amy Winehouse was stumbling around in the streets drunk last night and her ill fitting dress slid down off her new implants. With any normal girl that may be sexy, but not Amy. With Amy it looks more like some kind of cave woman announcing an attack. After this she probably blew into a rams horn then crouched behind her shield/garbage can lid.

(source = flynet)

Lindsay cant design clothes. Thats why no one pays her.

By brendon October 23, 2009 @ 6:23 PM

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Many were surprised two months ago when the Italian fashion house Ungaro hired Lindsay Lohan as a consultant and designer. But now that you know they didn’t really hire her and she had to do it for free because she has no idea wtf she’s doing, it sort of makes more sense.

“Ungaro is not paying her at all to be a consultant for them,” a source close to Lohan told Fox 411. “Her team is working to get Lindsay some form of payment from the fashion house, but right now they will only give her free clothes.”
And while the line was universally slammed by critics, the legendary fashion house seems to have made a savvy business decision in bringing Lohan on board for free.
“The deal is perfect for them – they have nothing to lose, even though the clothes were not a big hit during Paris fashion week. Lindsay even paid for her flight and hotel in Paris,” the source said.

Fox goes on to say that her record label has officially cut all ties with her, so that’s the end of Lindsay the singer.

It’s astounding that this chick hasn’t had her Britney-shaved-head type meltdown yet. It shouldn’t be that hard to break her. Just go talk to her, and say things like, “I really wanna see that movie. The special effects help me look amazing.” And she’ll say, “Did you just say ‘help me’?” And you look at her like she’s crazy and say, “What, no. Why would I say ‘help me’?”

Then do that same thing with “kill them” and “I’m crazy” and “why is this happening” or whatever. Then get behind something that can hold up to a speeding car.

(6 more full size pics begin here. source = inf daily)

One step at a time, Jayden

By brendon May 21, 2009 @ 10:16 AM

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Coco Cox must be a prodigy at getting girls out of their tops (nsfw here) because as these pictures – exclusive to Mavrix Online – show, it’s not as easy as you might think. Next time Jayden should start with a sensual backrub and asking how her day went.

(image source = mavrix online.  full size gallery starts here)