Is that … oh no

By brendon May 05, 2009 @ 5:26 AM

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I don’t know when this page turned into some geriatric lust fetish site, but last week it was Helen Mirrens breasts, yesterday it was Kelly Ripa and her three kids(*), today it’s Goldie Hawn slipping out of her dress.  It’s not as bad as you might think, but look here you daffy bitch, you’re not 20 anymore, you’re not even 60 anymore, put a GD bra on.  I think a good general rule would be that anyone born while WWII was still going on needs a GD bra.  And before anyone defends the way she looks – BAM.  So thx to Goldie for reminding us that we all slowly turn into monsters.

(*)and yes I realize Kelly Ripa has no business being on that list but I need three or it’s not really a list now is it.  image source = splash news